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    I have been riding in car with my boyfriend for eight hour and he has peed in a Gatorade bottle, but he has not stopped to let me pee. I am desperate, if I pee myself he will abuse me. What do I do?
    Evelyn Nation
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    No one deserves to be treated like that. First, tell him that if he doesn’t pull over, you will pee in his car. If he says no and you pee your pants and he abuses you, call the police! Also, and this should really go without saying, break up with him immediately.
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    What if I don't have a vagina?
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    If you don't have a vagina, you probably have a penis, in which case peeing outside will be a lot easier.
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    How can I cover up pee stains at school?
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    Pee stains are the same as hiding period stains. Tie a sweater, jacket, or scarf around your waist.
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    What if someone sees you?
    Meowers 101
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    Apologize, and tell the person that it was an emergency and that you couldn't hold it.
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    What happens if I am camping and my daughter sees me? What do I say if she asks what am I doing?
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    Use the opportunity to teach your daughter that the body and bodily functions are not shameful. Explain the situation and then talk to her about normal things.
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    But if I go into the men's room do I have to look like a boy?
    Top Answerer
    No. If you urgently need to go, that is more important than gender separation.
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    What if I don't have a jacket or sweater to cover up pee stains?
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    Go to the nearest bathroom and put water all over the pee stain and then spread it farther up toward your waist. Make it look like a big spill. Then stand in front of the hand dryer and blow your pants dry. If anyone asks, just tell them you spilled something on your pants.
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    How can I pee in the shower?
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    Just let loose and let it go down the drain, then cover the smell with soap or shampoo.
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    I love to pee outside at home. Is this wrong?
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    It certainly isn't "wrong," assuming you wash up afterwards, but it would be pretty awkward if you were seen by neighbors or anyone passing by.
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    What if I am on my period when I pee outside, then what do I do?
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    You can still pee outside, just realize that you may also bleed a little, so keep your undies well away from the flow. You can do it, women have done so for millennia and beyond and haven't being revolved by it.
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    What if I pee my pants at school and I do not know what to say to the teacher?
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    Grab something, a sweater, jacket, scarf, book bag, to try to cover it up and ask the teacher if you can go to the bathroom if you have a change of clothes or ask if you can go to the nurse or office because you feel ill.
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    What happens if you're on your period and you need to go pee and you're on an outside adventure while walking somewhere far?
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    Go behind a safe surface and pee. Just because you're on your period doesn't mean you can't pee. You may bleed a bit though and be sure to have a supply of pads/tampons and a carry-out bag for holding used ones in.
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    I was peeing and got urine all over my shoes and socks, I'm in the bathroom now because I'm scared that people will make fun of me.
    Top Answerer
    People don't often look at other people's shoes. Try to wipe it off as best you can.
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    What if people around you can smell the pee?
    Community Answer
    They likely won't, unless you have eaten asparagus or something.
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    How do I get away with pooping my skirt in class if my teacher won't let me go to the bathroom?
    Book Nerd
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    Politely repeat your need to use the bathroom and say that unless they want to know the emergency, which is more severe than having to pee, that they reconsider.
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    What will happen if I'm peeing in a public pool and somebody notices that I'm peeing?
    Top Answerer
    You will be asked to leave immediately, perhaps even banned from ever coming back. All people will be asked to exit the water and one or several of various water cleaning methods will be used. This is very unsanitary, impolite and not to mention disgusting. Please don't ever pee in the pool. Go to the restrooms like everybody else.
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    How do I make a bowel movement outside without embarassing myself?
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    Get as far from civilization as possible. Then get behind a tree, and squat and hide what ever you can with clothing. Make sure that no one is around and can see you.
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    What do I do if I'm wearing a really long dress (like a wedding dress), and I'm in the woods and need to pee?
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    I'm not sure why you're in the woods in a wedding dress, but just hike up the dress and hold it out of the way.
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    Is it okay to pee in a diaper?
    I like sushi
    Top Answerer
    If you find an adult diaper in your size then it is okay to do, but you should still use a toilet when possible.
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    If I need to remove waste from my body and I'm in school what do I do?
    Community Answer
    Just ask to go to the bathroom.
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    I'm a modest woman, what happens if my son sees me?
    Community Answer
    Explain to him that this was an emergency and tell him that it's not good to hold in your pee for too long, which is why you acted this way. Remind yourself that you might have to "drop everything (including modesty) and pee" in emergencies.
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    What if I am in a shopping center, far from toilets?
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    Wear incontinence pads if you can't stop peeing at any time. Otherwise, most shopping centers have toilets.
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    How can I pee outside without attracting police attention?
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    Make sure it's a safer part of a city/town because police usually don't hang around safer places and do it very sneakily. Or, hide behind a fence or a hedge. Or, find a toilet and make use of it.
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    Is it okay to pee in the shower?
    Top Answerer
    Yes, it's very much okay. Don't forget to wash up afterwards. Everybody does this, it saves a lot of water, and there are no adverse health effects.
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    What if I don't have anything to wipe with?
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    You could use a clean leaf if you're in a forest; this is how people used to wipe themselves. Beware it may sting or cause you to have an allergic reaction. Usually just let the last bits drip out naturally, shake your tail and pull your pants back up. If not, perhaps you have spare tissues in your bag.
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    What can a woman do if she lost her bikini top or bottom in water while peeing?
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    If you lost the bottom, just pee in the water away from others. Ask someone to give you a towel. Don't give reasons. Then just walk away with your towel bottom!
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    Is it okay to pee my pants if I can't find a restroom anywhere?
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    If you feel okay with that, then you may proceed. On the other hand, if you're in a store and find yourself peeing your pants, it will be a ugly moment.
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    Is it okay to pee in the bathtub?
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    If you are bathing and need to pee, it is probably best to just get out and use the toilet, unless you do not mind bathing in pee.
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    What if I peed my pants in a movie theater?
    Community Answer
    You could leave early while it's still dark or spill a drink on yourself to cover it up
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    What do I do if I am peeing behind a fence and someone else's son/daughter sees me?
    Community Answer
    Apologize, tell them you had to go and couldn't hold it.
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