Dating: I really want to get into a relationship

I keep seeing this beautiful girl at a cafe I study at, and I really want to talk to her. But I feel so awkward. What do I do? How do I get her to notice me?

I was taking a shower and a thought came to me that one day, someone will be talking about me as their long lost ancestor, and I think that's crazy. What are some other funny shower thoughts you've had recently?

i'm a 23-year-old woman dating a 32-year-old man, and i've gotten some negative feedback from people who say this age gap is too big. so it has me wondering, what do you all consider "too big" of an age gap? and what are your best tips for making our love last despite our age difference and other people's opinions?

Looking for the best lines to roast my friends and family please, can be brutal or more playful as long as they're funny! thank you in advance!