Share your most interesting shower thoughts
I was taking a shower and a thought came to me that one day, someone will be talking about me as their long lost ancestor, and I think that's crazy. What are some other funny shower thoughts you've had recently?
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Ah, I feel like the shower is always the best place to unwind. I feel like I always have some deep shower thoughts, so I started writing them down. Here are a few I've had recently.
- Everybody you know thinks of you a little bit differently, and some people only know specific versions of you.
- All words sound like they're gibberish or made-up until people start using them regularly.
- You probably made a life-changing decision in your life without realizing that it was going to change your life.
- After you're born, there won't be any new people who are older than you.
Those are just a few of mine, but I can't wait to see what other people think of.
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- Everybody you know thinks of you a little bit differently, and some people only know specific versions of you.
- All words sound like they're gibberish or made-up until people start using them regularly.
- You probably made a life-changing decision in your life without realizing that it was going to change your life.
- After you're born, there won't be any new people who are older than you.
Those are just a few of mine, but I can't wait to see what other people think of.
My shower thoughts are normally questions that don't have an easy answer. Like did the color orange or the orange fruit come first? If my body constantly makes new cells, am I really the same person I was a few years ago? If you clean a vacuum, then aren't you
the vacuum cleaner?
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I swear, I have such funny shower thoughts that no one else has thought of. Just a couple of my favorites:
Even though I wake up every day of my life, I still haven't gotten used to early mornings.
iPhone chargers would be more fun if they were called "Apple Juice."
If aliens came to Earth, how would we explain all the movies we made about trying to get rid of them?
History classes are only going to be harder as time goes on.
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Even though I wake up every day of my life, I still haven't gotten used to early mornings.
iPhone chargers would be more fun if they were called "Apple Juice."
If aliens came to Earth, how would we explain all the movies we made about trying to get rid of them?
History classes are only going to be harder as time goes on.
In the shower I tend to have WEIRD thoughts like
-who discovered fall damage and what happened?
-how do you not just fall off the word if its round?
-how do people think of me?
-can animals talk but just don't choose around humans?
-who discovered that something was poisonous
-who just looked up into the sky and said, "we should live up here"?
-who just wakes up one day and says, "oh I want to be a middle school teacher"?
-does my crush like me or does he think I'm a moron... oh wait I have multiple crushes
-what is my friend doing right now?
-i tend to think about what I'm going to say to that's REALLY REALLY rude person and plan up a scene in my head (then something bad happens to me and then everyone doesn't like her) I'm weird I knoo
-who dreams of me every night?
-are some people jealous of me?
-why do people just wake up and want to be mean?
-why do people just judge for no reason?
-who discovered drugs (🖕whoever did it.....)
-did they periods back thennnn
I have weird shower thoughts
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-who discovered fall damage and what happened?
-how do you not just fall off the word if its round?
-how do people think of me?
-can animals talk but just don't choose around humans?
-who discovered that something was poisonous
-who just looked up into the sky and said, "we should live up here"?
-who just wakes up one day and says, "oh I want to be a middle school teacher"?
-does my crush like me or does he think I'm a moron... oh wait I have multiple crushes
-what is my friend doing right now?
-i tend to think about what I'm going to say to that's REALLY REALLY rude person and plan up a scene in my head (then something bad happens to me and then everyone doesn't like her) I'm weird I knoo
-who dreams of me every night?
-are some people jealous of me?
-why do people just wake up and want to be mean?
-why do people just judge for no reason?
-who discovered drugs (🖕whoever did it.....)
-did they periods back thennnn
I have weird shower thoughts
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