How Will I Die?

A quiet death in bed surrounded by loved ones was never going to cut it. No, you'll have your loved ones waving farewell from shore as you sail off into the sunset, cackling and whooping with the wind in your hair. Then, you\u2019ll run into some trouble. Your final banana boating explosion accident perfectly suits your fun-loving and spontaneous personality. Bon voyage! Remember your life jacket!

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In the future, whether you're a zookeeper who lets their guard down or a safari guest that has a too-close encounter, you'll die doing what you loved. If it makes it any better, we're sure the big beastie won't intend to flatten you into a person-sized pancake; these things just happen.

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(Remember, we\u2019re not psychic, and this is just an online quiz, so don\u2019t take it too seriously. Unless you happen to agree with or approve of your result. In which case\u2026 Congrats?)<\/i>","edit_links":[{"url":"https:\/\/www.wikihow.com\/Stop-Laughing-at-Inappropriate-Times"},{"url":"https:\/\/www.wikihow.com\/Stop-Laughing-After-Every-Comment"}],"link_data":[{"title":"How to Stop Laughing at Inappropriate Times","id":2772,"url":"https:\/\/www.wikihow.com\/Stop-Laughing-at-Inappropriate-Times","image":"\/images\/thumb\/6\/62\/Stop-Laughing-at-Inappropriate-Times-Step-12-Version-2.jpg\/-crop-200-200-200px-Stop-Laughing-at-Inappropriate-Times-Step-12-Version-2.jpg","alt":"How to Stop Laughing at Inappropriate Times"},{"title":"How to Stop Laughing After Every Comment","id":152169,"url":"https:\/\/www.wikihow.com\/Stop-Laughing-After-Every-Comment","image":"\/images\/thumb\/8\/8c\/Stop-Laughing-After-Every-Comment-Step-15.jpg\/-crop-200-200-200px-Stop-Laughing-After-Every-Comment-Step-15.jpg","alt":"How to Stop Laughing After Every Comment"}],"minimum":0},{"text":"You'll die while on a mysterious expedition.","meaning":"You're a keenly curious person with a taste for adventure. No mystery or conundrum is too big for you, and you throw yourself head-first into every problem. Eventually, though, one of these adventures will be your last. Maybe you'll lose yourself in a remote jungle while searching for a legendary treasure, or your plane will go missing over a dramatic mountain range as you seek the elusive Sasquatch. Whatever the case, your name will be remembered in the same breath as people like Amelia Earhart or Marie Curie; people who died for science and discovery. What better way to be remembered?

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But it's not meant for you, no, it's meant for some important politician or big-shot CEO, and as the waiter passes your table with their entree, you can't help but reach out with your fork and steal a bite. It's the last bite you'll ever take, but also the best, so we say it's totally worth it. But a word of advice: sometimes, finders keepers losers weepers can have serious side effects. Oh well!

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