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Ask these fun and juicy questions on the fly while playing Paranoia
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Looking for the perfect collection of questions to fuel a few rounds of Paranoia? You’ve come to the right place! Paranoia is an easy game to enjoy with a group of friends, and it works a bit like “Most Likely To,” except some of your answers will remain a secret. If you want to play Paranoia but aren’t sure which burning questions to ask your friends, we’ve put together a collection of funny, deep, dirty, and family-friendly topics for you to use at any time.
Things You Should Know
- Play Paranoia by sitting in a circle. On your turn, whisper a question (which usually begins with ‘Who is most likely to…?’ to the person on your right. [1] X Research source
- That person must then decide which player is the best answer to that question and say their name out loud without giving extra context.
- Toss a coin to determine whether the question will be revealed or stay secret. The player answering can choose to skip a question, but only once.
- Alternatively, if you’re using the drinking game rules, a player can take a shot if they want to know what the question was.
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Section 1 of 7:
General
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Who would apply to be on Survivor ?
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2Who would make a good President of the United States?Advertisement
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3Who is the biggest night owl?
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4Who is most likely to go skydiving just for the thrill of it?
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5Who would host the best party?
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6Who is most likely to have a supernatural experience?
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7Who is most likely to have the maximum number of stamps on their passport?
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8Who is most likely to vlog an entire trip from start to finish?
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9Who in the group knows the most about celebrity gossip?
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10Most likely to adopt a stray animal?
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11Who is most likely to be a goody-two-shoes in front of their friend’s parents?
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12Who is most likely to fall asleep at work?
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13Who would do 10 shots of alcohol in a row?
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14Who is most likely to have their own reality tv show?
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15Who is the mother of the group?
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16Who is most likely to cheat on a test? [2] X Research source
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17Who loves to complain about things all the time?
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18Who would steal bath towels at a hotel?
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Who would pull over to help someone change a tire?
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20Who is most likely to get caught doing something illegal?
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21Who is the most fashionable?
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22Who is most likely to drink straight from the carton?
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23Who is the funniest in the group?
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24Who thinks narwhals are mythological?
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25Who skips eating their veggies?
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26Who does the best impressions?
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27Who is most likely to fail at math?
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28Who is most likely to travel the world?
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29Who is most adventurous with the foods they will try?
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30Who is most likely to be famous?
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31Who is most likely to fall asleep sitting up?
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32Who would attend a party and only hang out with the dog?
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33Who is most likely to wear shoes inside?
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34Who is most likely to leave movie spoilers online?
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35Who is most likely to become a rock star?
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Who is most likely to attempt climbing Mount Everest?
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Section 2 of 7:
Funny
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Who is the most likely to fall down the stairs on the first day of school?
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2Who is most likely to walk into a glass door?
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3Who is most likely to fall in love with strangers during their vacation?
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4Who has the highest tendency to burn what they’re cooking?
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5Who would become a crazy cat person?
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6Who would be the best superhero?
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7Who would be most likely to set off an ancient trap in The Mummy ?
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8Who misses the meaning of the most jokes? [3] X Research source
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9Who would be most likely to make animal noises in public?
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10Who looks like a witch?
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11Who would accidentally insult an alien race upon first meeting them?
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12Who thinks dad jokes are funny?
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13Who probably gets lost a lot, even with a GPS?
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14Who would play the most pranks in the group?
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Who would accidentally let out a loud fart in public?
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16Who is most likely to lose their sunglasses on their own head?
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17Who would most likely trade their legs to be a mermaid?
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18Who would prank call a random phone number?
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19Who probably would’ve gone overboard on the Titanic?
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20Who owns way too many pairs of shoes?
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21Who has probably had a dream where they’re naked in public?
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22Who eats their food like a picky 6-year-old?
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23Who has the worst haircut?
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24Who would absolutely tell a teacher their dog ate their homework?
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25Who is most likely to take a nap at work? [4] X Research source
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26Who would make the best pet?
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27Who has probably peed in the ocean before?
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28Who would get kicked out of a museum for touching the art?
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29Who spends the most amount of time in the bathroom?
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Who is most likely to sneak pets into buildings?
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Section 3 of 7:
Deep
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Most likely to tick everything off their bucket list?
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2Who has the best moral compass?
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3Who is the most secretive person?
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4Who has the solution for every problem?
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5Who will be the first to have children?
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6Who is most likely to have a 5-year plan?
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7Who is most afraid of judgment?
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8Who gives the best advice? [5] X Research source
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Who is the worst at asking for help in an emergency?
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10Who is most likely to procrastinate on an important task?
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11If reincarnation is real, who would be reincarnated into a tree?
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12Who is most likely to become successful in their career?
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13Who is most afraid of commitment?
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14Who has the most insecurities? [6] X Research source
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15Who is the most spiritual?
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16Who is most likely to choose love over their career?
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Who is most likely to give a kidney to a loved one without regrets?
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Section 4 of 7:
Awkward
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Who is the smartest?
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2Who is the most likely to fall down the stairs on the first day of school?
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3Who is most likely to forget a birthday?
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4Who is most likely to get arrested?
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5Who is most likely to date their friend’s sibling?
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6Who is most likely to be the worst at singing?
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7Who is most likely to laugh at serious moments?
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8Who is the worst driver? [7] X Research source
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Who is the most likely to pick their nose?
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10Who is the most dramatic person?
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11Who would gamble all their money away in Vegas?
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12Who is most likely to fall for an internet scam?
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13Who is most likely to steal from their parents?
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14Who needs to get their eyebrows done?
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15Who is the most likely to go broke just from shopping?
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Who is most likely to gossip about their friends?
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Section 5 of 7:
Dark
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Who is most likely to murder someone?
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2Who would be the first to die in the zombie apocalypse?
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3Who is most likely to join a cult?
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4Who is most likely to kidnap their crush?
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5Who is most likely to be jealous of seeing a friend's progress, even if they love them?
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6Who is most likely to die on the toilet? [8] X Research source
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7Who is most likely to lie to a friend?
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8Who would fake a death in the family to get out of going somewhere?
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9Who is the most cynical?
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10Who is the most likely to get fired?
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Who has probably needed a lawyer before?
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Section 6 of 7:
Spicy
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Who is most likely to fool around in public?
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2Who would give up intimacy for food?
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3Who has the raunchiest sense of humor?
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4Who probably has a sensual playlist on their phone?
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5Who is most likely to be secretly crushing on someone else in the room right now?
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6Who would flirt their way out of a problem?
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7Who would give the worst relationship advice?
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8Who’s most likely to touch a stranger’s bottom?
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9Who is most likely to visit a naked beach?
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10Who is most likely to have a sexy dream tonight?
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11Who is most likely to have an embarrassing one-night stand?
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12Who is most likely to walk around their house naked?
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13Who is most likely to sleep with their ex?
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14Who is most likely to date a famous person?
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15Who would prefer being in an open relationship?
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16Who has the dirtiest search history?
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Who is most likely to be the best in bed?
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Section 7 of 7:
Family-Friendly
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Who probably owns a onesie?
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2Who would cry while watching a romantic movie?
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3Who would probably put metal in the microwave?
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4Who eats the most pasta?
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5Who probably drinks the most coffee?
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6Most likely to spend all day binge-watching a TV series?
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7Who is most likely to call out sick, in order to play hooky from work?
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8Most likely to spend all day on their phone?
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9Who is the most likely to have cake for breakfast?
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10Who is the best swimmer?
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11Who is the most artistic?
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Who is most likely to laugh so hard that they spray milk out of their nose?
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13Who would make the best babysitter?
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14Who is the most likely to be a volunteer?
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15Who would stop to help a cat stuck in a tree?
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16Who has probably visited Disneyland more than anyone else?
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17Who would watch the same movie over and over again?
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18Who is most likely to be the most popular in a new school?
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19Who is probably scared of the dark?
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20Who can spend an entire day playing a video game?
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21Who is most likely to visit Paris more than once?
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22Who is more likely to have the most expensive wedding?
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Who is most likely to read a book instead of watching a movie?
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