Q&A for How to Annoy People Around You

Constantly rearrange the furniture, vacuum, block the TV, and disable Wi-Fi. They won't want to come back.

Annoying your friends and not losing their trust is a bit tricky. Don't overdo it or they'll stop hanging out with you. Do it occasionally when they're in a good mood so they won't take it too seriously.

Talk about your ex nonstop and cry about how you felt when your ex left you.

Help out around the house more so your parents reward you. This could increase your pocket money and it will really annoy your sister. When she does something wrong, tell your parents (but without whining or laughing about it) so she gets in trouble.

You could try doing to him what he does to you.

Believe it or not, there's a wikiHow article specifically on how to Annoy Your Teacher Without Getting in Trouble .

Act snooty and try to make it seem you are better than everyone else in the class.

That's really easy -- act arrogant, be a know-it-all and act as if they're invisible. Say that you don't care about "back when I was younger.." or take the phrase on as your own, acting as if you've lived forever already. You can also talk about "all the old people who are spending your inheritance". All of this will be guaranteed to really annoy.

You don't, not without seriously increasing your chances of that detention. If you are hard-headed enough to want to do this anyway, write on the board, ask stupid questions, make stupid comments, and be generally disruptive and you'll sure to annoy your teacher AND get in trouble.

It depends on how/why you're being annoying. If you make a lot of perverted jokes, touch people without their permission, follow people around, etc., then you could be perceived as both annoying and creepy.

Play loud rock music at night; ring and run; put gross stuff on their doorstop.

Simply be nice to them. Kill them with kindness. Walk up and say, "Hi [their name]! I hope you're having a great day!" Give them a sickly sweet smile and walk away. They'll be so confused, and they won't be able to do anything about it, because you're just being "nice."

You can either annoy her in secret, i.e. in a way she doesn't know you were at the source of it, or take the risk that she tells on you. Or not annoy her, obviously.

It depends on the person. For some people, a noise can really bother them, or for others, something you say may be the most annoying thing. You just have to experiment with the person. But don't touch someone you don't know well when trying to annoy them, or it may be seen as really creepy.

When people begin to dislike you and stop communicating with you completely.

Interrupt her. Yell out her name a million times. If she looks at a boy, go "ooooooooooh" for a while. Jump on her shoulders (be careful not to really hurt her). Do whatever she's doing to you right back to her.

Act like she or he is not there at all. Like, when he or she is saying rude things to you. just look the other way. Or look right through them, like they're not even there.

Stare at them and follow them around the house. Pretend you want to play with them, and they'll feel like they have to or you'll tell on them. Then change what game you are playing every 5 minutes. When they get up to leave, say, "But you'll really like this game!" Pretend you just want them to have fun with you, not like you're trying to annoy them.

Boast loudly about how amazing your new friends are. Act like she's invisible. Whenever you're walking past her in the hallway at school, link arms with someone and randomly start talking really loudly. (This works best if your new friend is in on the act.)

Ignore him, sit away from him or move away from him every single time and ask your friends to do the same so it's a group front approach. He'll get the message eventually.

Be nice to everyone, but act wildly to that specific person. Make sure you aren't hiding your kindness toward other people so that they notice and will become jealous and you will have successfully annoyed them.