Q&A for How to Make Fake Vomit

Milk and chewed up chunks of bread work, too. Vomit is pretty much just mixed up food. You can also put random food items into a blender, along with some water, milk, juice, or vinegar, and use that instead.

Orange juice, milk, and crackers, or oatmeal, vinegar, mashed beans and mustard.

You'll need to substitute something for the ingredient you're allergic to.

Probably not. You would only get in trouble if you didn't execute the plan properly or they catch you in the making.

You will need at least a few minutes to make the mixture, so it is necessary to plan ahead.

They most likely won't. The flu, which is the most common cause of vomiting, doesn't require medical attention, but they might give you medicine like Pepto-Bismol or something.

I didn't have any of the ingredients either and I made it work. Just chew up a handful of raisins and put them in the toilet or a bowl and add water (stir to make sure color keeps consistency throughout). I did not think this would work since my mom is a doctor, but one look at the toilet bowl (I splattered the mix across for extra measure) and I was staying home for that whole day!

You can place the concoction in a plastic bag and heat with a hair dryer (not recommended, as it's very loud) or a heating pad. You could also let it sit over a vent in the winter or on your windowsill in the sun in the summer.

Food should wash out of carpets and bedsheets, but it is better not to risk it.

I would recommend that you do not do this if you or your parents are squeamish.

You could. Just like vinegar or spoiled milk, it'll make it smell bad. It'll also give it a chunky texture.

You probably can't make it at school, but just act sick, then tell your teacher that you feel like you're going to throw up and ask if you can use the bathroom or ask to go to the nurse. If you act like you don't feel well, most likely they will let you go home.

Yes. Unless your parents literally watch you go to the bathroom, you're fine.

They likely wouldn't; vomiting isn't usually caused by an increase in body temperature.

Put it in a water bottle in your backpack. Then act sick, lean over and pour it out on the floor.

It's possible if you are able to get out of bed without waking them up. If they do wake up, tell them you don’t feel well and go to the bathroom. Leave quietly and then finishing making it.

Real vomit is just food and stomach acid, so I don't think it would stain very much. However, you can add some ketchup if you want it to stain.

Parents aren't always the most gullible people. Try it on someone your age or younger.

Do this before everyone wakes up, maybe a friend could even help you.

Go to the nurse's office and tell her you're sick, you threw up at home, and you feel like you're going to throw up again. She might call your parents and suggest they come get you.

Pretty much all of the recipes at the end of the article are edible, just don't use any pet food and you'll be fine.

You can use tea or lemonade instead of orange juice.

Find a way to sneak some into the bathroom in a container you can hide. Set up what you need to, and hide it so you can come back later and clean up.

You could either just fess up, or say you're making it to prank a friend.

No. I tried old mustard and my dad ended up thinking it was a breakfast sandwich spread.

Yes, as long as you've just used food products, it's fine to flush it down the toilet.

If you cover your tracks well enough, they'll never find out that you wasted food.

Say you're doing a school project on mold, or or something else that sounds scientific.

As you should know, it is always bad to take medicine when you don't need it. If they try to give you medicine, just come clean and tell them it was a joke.

You can't. Wait until they leave the room or they're distracted by something. Keep the fake vomit in the bathroom. Run into the bathroom and pour it in the toilet quickly before they can follow you. Then tell them you threw up and show them the "vomit."