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This post was sourced from submitted reader questions and posted by wikiHow Editorial Staff, based on our article: 50 Cute & Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes to Make Them Smile .

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03/04/25 10:31pm
Here are some of our favorite flirty and playful knock-knock jokes to send your crush:
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Sherwood." "Sherwood who?" "Sherwood like to date you!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Hal." "Hal who?" "Hal 'bout going out with me?"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Butter." "Butter who?" "You butter get over here and give me a kiss!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ion." "Ion who?" "I've had my ion you!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Norma Lee." "Norma Lee who?" "Norma Lee I don't talk to strangers, but you caught my eye!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ike." "Ike who?" "Ike-ant wait to see you again!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Woo." "Woo hoo?" "I'm excited to see you too!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Amish." "Amish who?" "Amish you when you're not around!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Baby Yoda." "Baby Yoda who?" "Baby Yoda one for me."
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Canoe." "Canoe who?" "Canoe give me a kiss?"
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