Looking for the best lines to roast my friends and family please, can be brutal or more playful as long as they're funny! thank you in advance!

I went on a date with someone recently and they told me they were a Scorpio and idk if that's a red flag or not. I've heard that Scorpios are obsessive and difficult to be in a relationship with, is that facts or nah? I kinda wanna go on a second date but idk if I should so pls help

I'm 25 and haven't had my first kiss yet. I can't help but feel like I'm behind :( I feel hopless about my love life. Am I just doomed to be alone forever? How do I have my first kiss?

My ex told me I was an awful kisser, but this quiz she was lying! What did you get?

My result said I might be bisexual and like...what does that mean? Am I bisexual or not? I just feel so confused.

I'm a Virgo, but I'm curious what other people's perception of this zodiac sign are and if they feel accurate to my experience. So, what is your impression of Virgos? In your opinion what traits do you associate with this sign?

I’m 21, and I feel hopeless. I’m working full-time at a cafe, barely getting by. I hate it but can’t find anything else to do. I don’t know what I want to do, I don’t really feel like I’m good at anything, and nothing really excites me. I feel like all I can do is survive.

I think it's so sweet that this quiz says I have a yellow aura and am like a human ray of sunshine! What color aura did everyone else get? Does it fit you?