What do people assume about furries?

This is my first time owning a dog and my 6-month-old retriever is constipated. He normally poops 1-2 times a day, but he hasn't gone in about 36 hours now and I’m sort of freaking out. I did call my friend who is a vet student and she sort of said that it should be okay but that if nothing changes it’s an emergency. Is that true? When do I need to go to the ER? My dog seems like he’s trying to go, but nothing comes out. I feel so bad for him but at the same time I don’t want to go spend a bunch of money on the vet if this is just a normal thing that happens to dogs sometimes.

All my life I've known that I'm different from the others. I'm glad this quiz could see that I'm an Alpha. But I know Alphas have a stereotype of being toxic. Any other Alphas out there? How do I be a good one?

Hey, title kinda explains it all. Overheard someone recently call me "skinny fat" and I've never even heard the term before. Like, it sounds nice AND mean at the same time, but I really don't know what to make of it. Is it a bad thing to be skinny fat or am I okay?

This quiz said I "might" be a lesbian. I definitely know that I like girls but I only sometimes think that I like guys. And while I think that some guys are attractive, I don't get butterflies thinking about them the same way I do when I think about women. Am I a lesbian or am I bisexual? How did you know that you're a lesbian?

For the past week, I've been having vivid dreams about goats, and oddly enough, my coworkers—who’ve never mentioned goats before—have started talking about them. To top it off, I keep seeing goats being transported in a veterinarian van on my way to work. My head has also been feeling unusually hot during this time. This is all so unusual and has never happened to me before. What do you think is going on? Is there any significance to these goat encounters, and how should I respond to this strange phenomenon?