The Best Funny & Creative Voicemail Greetings to Make People Laugh

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Leave a message after the beep. BEEP! Ah, the preliminary voicemail message. Robotic, mundane, and oh-so boring. Luckily, there’s a way to fix this and make your voicemail more fun! Take a look at these funny, creative, and cute personalized voicemails you can use. Plus, we’ll even fill you in on the secrets of creating a perfect custom voicemail message.

The Funniest Voicemail Messages

  • “Hey!...Ha, gotcha! Now leave a voicemail.”
  • “This is [your name]. You know the drill.”
  • “Howdy! It’s [your name]! Want to hear a joke? Knock, knock? Who’s there? Not me! So, leave a message after the tone.”
  • “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used by me to return your call.”
Section 1 of 5:

Goofy & Funny Voicemail Greetings

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    Who says voicemail messages have to be serious? We sure don’t! Let your voicemail greeting reflect your silly side with messages like these:
    • “Hi, this is [your name]. If you’re part of the problem, hang up. If you’re part of the solution, leave a message.”
    • “Hey!...Ha, gotcha! Now leave a voicemail.”
    • “Hello?...Hello?...”
    • “Hey! I’m probably home, but I’m avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave a message, and if I don’t call you back, I’m avoiding you.”
    • “This is you-know-who at you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.”
    • “[Your name]’s voicemail is broken. This is their refrigerator. Please speak slowly, and I’ll try to convey the message.”
    • “You know what I hate about voicemails? They go on and on, wasting your time with silly information! Like, I know who I called. That’s why I called you. I don’t care why you’re not available. Just let me leave a message after the beep, and I’ll go about my day.”
    • “Voicemail. Speak.”
    • “Hello? Can you hear me?”
    • “Hi…Now, you say something.”
    • “This is [your name]. You know the drill.”
    • “You’ve reached [your name]’s voicemail. If you’re hot, leave a message. If you’re not, don’t even bother.”
    • “I’ll answer you next time if you give me $100.”
    • “Howdy! It’s [your name]! Want to hear a joke? Knock, knock? Who’s there? Not me! So, leave a message after the tone.”
    • “If you’re hearing this, I probably don’t want to talk to you. Or I’m in the bathroom. Or I’m climbing Mount Everest. I’ll let you decide.”
    • “No one answers phone calls. Who do you think I am? Send a text.”
    • “Please leave a message after the tone. Emergency response vehicles are currently being dispatched to your area. Thank you.”
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Section 2 of 5:

Creative & Funny Voicemail Greetings

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    Are you a creative guy or gal? If so, these voicemail messages are perfect for you! Play around with your voice, say a riddle, or just be a little clever to show off a bit of your personality and make your voicemail greeting less boring.
    • “Hey, this is [your name]. I’m not available right now, but I can take a message. Hold on. I’ll get a pencil…Okay, what would you like to tell me?”
    • “Repeat the secret code to access the required information before the beep. Beep! Welp, you failed.”
    • “So, I can’t come to the phone right now. But if you hop 3 times, spin around in a circle, and boop your nose, I may just appear.”
    • “Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving answers. Leave your name, number, and information, and I will ensure my all-mighty master gets in touch.”
    • “Hey, I just missed you! Hope you’re not crazy, so leave your name, and I’ll call you maybe.”
    • “Hey! Wait, can you repeat that…I still can’t hear you. Hello? Well, I guess you’ll just have to leave a message.”
    • “The number you’ve reached is currently not in service.”
    • “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used by me to return your call.”
    • “This number is down and being monitored by the FBI. Thanks for calling. We have your name and address, so don’t bother leaving a message.”
    • “Hello? Oh, good. I was hoping you’d call. Wait, I’m kind of in the middle of something. Can I call you back? Thanks. Just leave a brief message after the tone.
    • “The number you dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.”
Section 3 of 5:

Cute & Funny Voicemail Greetings

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    If you still want to be creative but don’t want to go too overboard, try one of these cute voicemail greetings! These are perfect for showing off your personality without being too bold, and they still help you put your own special touch on your messaging box:
    • “Hey! I’m available right now, but I can’t find my phone. Leave a message, and I’ll call back once I find it!”
    • “Hello, you’ve reached the number you dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.”
    • “This is [your name]. I’m so sorry I can’t get to the phone right now! Leave a message, and I’ll call you back ASAP.”
    • “Hey! I’m not here right now, so leave a message! Make it short, make it sweet, or I’ll have to press delete.”
    • “Hi, it’s [your name]. I’m trying to make my voicemail more interesting, so if you leave a message, make sure it’s in song.”
    • “Hey, so now’s not a good time. So leave a message after the beep!”
    • “What’s up? Been a long time! So, I can’t get to the phone right now, but if you leave a message, we can catch up soon!”
    • “You’ve reached me! What could be more important than that?”
    • “Hey, hey! This is [your name]. My phone may be on silent, but my heart is always open to your messages. Leave me one after the beep!”
    • “Sorry for missing your call! I’m super busy! So, make it short and sweet after the beep!”
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What to Include in a Voicemail Greeting

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    Before you make a personalized voicemail greeting , it’s important to know who you’re talking to. If you’re creating a message for your personal phone that only friends and family call, getting a little silly won’t hurt. However, if you’re making one for a business phone, you might want to tone down the silliness.
    • All in all, think about who is most likely to call your phone. If you’re worried about what someone will think when they hear your voicemail, it might not be the best message to pick.
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    While jumping right into your voicemail message may be fun, consider starting with a simple greeting. An opening like “Hi,” “Hey,” or “Hello” can help the caller know that the voicemail is starting. [1]
    • Similarly, it may also trick them into thinking you’re actually on the line, which is a plus for all the jokesters out there.
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    Including your first name somewhere in your voicemail message is typically wise. While it’s not a necessity, it can be helpful for those calling that may not know you personally (especially if you’re creating a personalized voicemail for a business or professional phone). [2]
    • Similarly, you might want to include your first and last name along with your company’s name if you’re making a message for a professional number. [3]
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    Now, you can be pretty straightforward or a bit creative with this one. Simply explain why you’re not able to pick up the phone. Maybe you’re reading a book, on vacation, or just don’t feel like talking—be honest or have a little fun! [4]
    • You might say something like, “I can’t get to the phone right now,” or “If I don’t answer, I’m probably stuck between the pages of a good book.”
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    To close your voicemail message, let the caller know what they should do next. Should they leave a message after the beep? Should they contact someone else to reach you? Give them a simple instruction. [5]
    • For example, you could say, “Leave a message after the beep…if you dare,” or “If it’s really an emergency, give Dan a call at 555-555.”
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Section 5 of 5:

How to Record a Customized Voicemail Greeting

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    Setting up a custom voicemail message on an iOS device is easy! All you have to do is follow these steps to record your personalized message: [6]
    • Go to the Phone app (the green app icon with a phone in it).
    • Tap “Voicemail” in the bottom right-hand corner.
    • Select “Greeting” in the upper right-hand corner.
    • Create a voicemail password.
    • Select “Custom” and record your greeting.
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    Recording a voicemail greeting is super easy with Android or Google devices. Simply follow these steps to make your personalized message: [7]
    • Open the Google Voice app (the icon is a green telephone).
    • Select “Menu” and then “Settings” at the top left.
    • Tap “Voicemail” and then “Voicemail greeting.”
    • Select “Record a greeting.”
    • Press the microphone button to record your message.
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    Want to add more pizzazz to your voicemail message? If so, using an additional app or website may be for you! There are tons of voicemail recording apps and generators out there that help you create customized messages. Some even let you visually see voicemails for a better user experience overall. Here are some of our favorite apps to try:
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