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Want to make your friends laugh? Prank phone calls are a thing of the past—now, it’s all about prank texting. Sending a funny text to your friends is a great way to make everyone chuckle, especially if you can’t see them in person. We’ve listed our favorite texting pranks below so you can trick your friends and become the prankster you’ve always dreamed of being.

1

Pretend to be a bot.

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  1. No one likes getting messages from bots! Copy and paste a funny message that sounds like it’s from a bot, then send it to a friend. If you really want to make this one believable, block your number before you send it to them. [1] After a couple of bot messages, you can reveal to your friend that it was you all along.
    • “Thanks for joining CAT FACTS! With our new subscription service, we’ll send you hourly updates about cats worldwide. To STOP, reply with STOP. Standard messaging rates may apply.”
    • When your friend replies “STOP,” keep the messages coming! “Thank you for continuing CAT FACTS! Did you know that all cats have 4 legs and 1 tail? To opt out of these messages, reply, OPT OUT.”
    • “We are glad you are loving CAT FACTS! Cat fact of the day: All cats have fur, except for hairless ones. Reply STOP to STOP.”
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4

Send them song lyrics.

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  1. Pick a song that you like, like “Hello” by Adele or “Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen. Then, send the lyrics line by line over text to your friend. If they still haven’t caught on after an entire verse, you can tell them that it was just a joke! [3]
    • If you were using “Don’t Stop Me Now,” you’d start out by texting, “Tonight I’m gonna have myself a real good time.”
    • When your friend responds, keep going with the song. “I feel alive. And the world, I’ll turn it inside out.”
    • If you were using “Hello,” you’d start out by saying, “Hello, it’s me.”
    • After your friend responds, send them, “I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet.”
5

Make up the definition for an emoji.

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  1. In the middle of a conversation, send your friend a super random emoji out of the blue. When they ask why you sent it, make something up. “Oh, that one means ‘I appreciate your friendship.’” If they push back, act super confused and like it’s common knowledge. Once they believe you, tell them that it was just a prank!
    • “This one means that I like you, but only as a friend.”
    • “You don’t know that emoji? It means that I’m having a super fun conversation with you.”
    • “That’s my favorite emoji! It means, ‘That’s cool, bro.’”
    • Pick random emojis like 🗿, 💾, âž°, 🔳, or 🧱.
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Start a countdown to nothing.

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8

Respond to a fake Facebook ad.

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  1. Text your friend and tell them that you saw their ad, and you want to buy whatever they’ve got. When they get confused, tell them that you appreciate them trying to haggle, but you know what it’s worth. After a couple of messages back and forth, tell them that it was just a prank.
    • “Saw your ad for the 2 llamas. Would you take $100?”
    • “Is your mom’s minivan still for sale? I’d love to take it for a test drive.”
    • When your friend gets confused, keep the joke going! “C’mon man, I know you’ve got the llamas. Just name your price.”
    • “Wow, I thought we were friends. You’re really not gonna sell me that car?”
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Send a worrying question, then don’t reply.

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10

Tell them you have important info, then ghost them.

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11

Change their shortcuts.

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  1. Grab your friend’s iPhone and go to Settings > General > Keyboard > Text Replacement. Replace a common phrase they use with something super silly, like, “Pecan Pie” or “Rub a dub dub.” When they try to text again, they’ll have a super hard time crafting a serious-sounding message. When they mention it to you, you can tell them about the awesome prank you pulled. Try shortcut changes like:
    • “Hi” → “I have a crush on you.”
    • “Lol” → “Chicken nuggets”
    • “Ok” → “Moo”
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    How do you text as a bot?
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    Either you can block your phone number, or you could make a new account (just this once). Then all you have to do is save your name as BOT or something and send the funny message! This works well on Discord, by the way, because bots are always sending messages there.
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