If you’ve found yourself asking “What’s updog?” out loud, then you might just have been the latest victim of a classic English wordplay joke. In this article, we’ll explain exactly what “updog” means and how the “updog” joke works, plus dive into the history of this play on words and the English slang word “dog.” Read on to learn more!
“Updog” Definition at a Glance
“Updog” is a nonsense word that comes from the English phrase “What’s up, dog?” (meaning “How’s it going, friend?”). The word is part of a common joke: Someone makes a statement with the word “updog,” prompting someone else to ask, “What’s updog?” The first person says “Nothing. What’s up with you?” as the punchline.
Steps
The “Updog” Joke, Explained
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The setup: “Can you pass me the updog?” Find someone to talk to and make a statement or ask a question with the word “updog” in it. The goal is to make the person you’re pranking have to ask you what “updog” is. You can use any phrase you can think of, but if you’re stuck, here are a few setups for inspiration:
- “It smells like updog in here.”
- “You look like updog.”
- “It’s giving updog.”
- “Did you notice all that updog?”
- “Will they be serving updog?”
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2The reply: “What’s updog?” Once you ask your question, the other person will be confused because they don’t know what “updog” means. Ideally, they’ll then ask you “What’s updog?” to set up your punchline.
- Since the other person doesn’t know you’re making a joke, they may not say “What’s updog?” exactly. For example, they could say “What do you mean?” or just “What’s that?”
- Tip: If they say something like “What’s that?”, ask them “What’s what?” to try to get them to say “What’s updog?” again.
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3The punchline: “Not much. What’s up with you?” Pretend you’re replying to the question “What’s up, dog?” (AKA, “How’s it going, friend?”). Say something short and casual like “Not much,” “Nothing,” or “Can’t complain,” then ask “What’s up with you?” to finish the joke.
- The other person will realize the play on words you tricked them into and laugh (or maybe groan since this is considered a corny (but classic!) joke).