wikiHow Forums Relationships

What are your favorite flirty knock knock jokes?

For a complete guide to this topic, read the wikiHow article 50 Cute & Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes to Make Them Smile .
0
1
Share
View hidden comment
This post was sourced from submitted reader questions and posted by wikiHow Editorial Staff. All comments must follow the forum guidelines.
Reply to Post

Expert Comments

wikiHow Editorial Team
03/04/25 2:31pm
Here are some of our favorite flirty and playful knock-knock jokes to send your crush:
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Sherwood." "Sherwood who?" "Sherwood like to date you!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Hal." "Hal who?" "Hal 'bout going out with me?"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Butter." "Butter who?" "You butter get over here and give me a kiss!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ion." "Ion who?" "I've had my ion you!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Norma Lee." "Norma Lee who?" "Norma Lee I don't talk to strangers, but you caught my eye!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ike." "Ike who?" "Ike-ant wait to see you again!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Woo." "Woo hoo?" "I'm excited to see you too!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Amish." "Amish who?" "Amish you when you're not around!"
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Baby Yoda." "Baby Yoda who?" "Baby Yoda one for me."
  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Canoe." "Canoe who?" "Canoe give me a kiss?"
0
Reply
Share
View hidden comment

What’s on your mind? Ask anything.

Get advice and feedback from experts and wikiHow readers just like you.

Ask a Question

More Forum Discussions

Whew, I have common sense!
Thank goodness this quiz told me I have common sense. But maybe that's not something so impressive because most people have common sense right? What result did you get?
22
3
This quiz said I'm bisexual...
My result said I might be bisexual and like...what does that mean? Am I bisexual or not? I just feel so confused.
46
175
How do I rizz up a girl I just met?
I keep seeing this beautiful girl at a cafe I study at, and I really want to talk to her. But I feel so awkward. What do I do? How do I get her to notice me?
81
234
Help, I have a crush on my best friend!
How do I handle having a crush on my best friend? I think she’s amazing, and we do everything together. But I don’t know if she feels the same way, and I’m really scared of ruining things.
48
256
I had a dream where my teeth fell out. What does it mean?
Hello wikiHow! I’ve had a curious couple of days here and I’m wondering if you all could help me out. For the past two nights in a row, I’ve had dreams where my teeth fall out. In the first one, I was walking through the park with four dogs and I had to keep dropping the leashes because my teeth would randomly come loose. I was so panicked! The next night, I had a dream that I couldn’t talk because every time I would, my teeth would come out and muck up my speech. I’m wondering what the meaning of these dreams might be? It seems pretty specific to have such a unique dream twice in a row, right?
39
4
I learned the average age for a first kiss is 15...
I'm 25 and haven't had my first kiss yet. I can't help but feel like I'm behind :( I feel hopless about my love life. Am I just doomed to be alone forever? How do I have my first kiss?
74
104
Explore All Forum Posts