28 Funny Jokes to Tell Your Girlfriend

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Want to make your girlfriend laugh? Whether you’re chatting in person or via text, jokes are a great way to make her smile , impress her , and get her in the mood . From classic dad jokes to flirtatious puns and dirty innuendos, there’s a joke out there for everyone. If you’re not sure where to start, no worries! We’ve put together a list of funny , charming jokes you can text or tell your girlfriend that are sure to make her laugh.

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Funny Jokes to Tell Your Girlfriend

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    “What did one raspberry say to the other? I love you berry much.” [1]
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    “What do you call insects that are dating? Answer: Love bugs.” [2]
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    “Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!” [3]
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    “Knock knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me!” [4]
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    “Knock knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese, you're awfully cute!” [5]
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    “Why shouldn’t you break up with a goalie? Because they’re a keeper.” [6]
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    “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” [7]
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      2. ↑ https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/holidays-celebrations/a35132710/valentines-day-puns/
      3. ↑ https://www.rd.com/article/flirty-knock-knock-jokes/
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