Funny Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend

Co-authored by John Keegan and Hunter Rising

Last Updated: February 4, 2024 Fact Checked

Are you looking for a cute way to make your boyfriend laugh? If you’re texting or chatting in person, a silly joke is the perfect thing to make him giggle and brighten his mood. Whether he likes corny dad jokes, clever puns ^{[1]
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“Why do bees hum? They can’t remember the lyrics.” ^{[3]

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“What does a spy do when they get cold? They go undercover.”

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“Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.”
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“What did the cat say to her boyfriend? We’re purr-fect together.”
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“What did the barista say to their crush? I like you a latte!”
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“What did the stamp say to the envelope? I’m stuck on you.”
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“What did the light bulb say to the switch? You know how to turn me on.” ^{[4]

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“Do you know what your shirt is made from? Boyfriend material.”
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“Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
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“I’m not a photographer, but I’m picturing us together right now.”
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“Even though we’re not socks, we still make a great pair!”
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“Are you a keyboard? Because you’re definitely my type.” ^{[5]

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“Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
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“Are you a pie? Because I want a piece of you.”
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“Do you know how to fish? Because you’ve got me hooked.”
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“Are you tired from running through my mind all day?”
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“You’re a criminal because you’ve stolen my heart!” ^{[6]

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“Knock knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me, silly!”
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“Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!”
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“Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?”
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“Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing later tonight?”
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“Knock knock. Who’s there? Aisle. Aisle who? Aisle always be yours!” ^{[7]

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