Corny & Funny Christian Pick-up Lines to Delight Your Soul

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Break the ice with your Christian crush with these cheesy one-liners
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Whether you want to make a friend laugh or your goal is to pick up a cutie at your next Bible study, there are a heavenly host of clever and cheesy Bible-related one-liners you can choose from—and we’ve got them all below. Tickle someone’s God-given funny bone with these hysterical religious pick-up lines!

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Christian Pick-Up Lines

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    “You put the ‘stud’ in Bible study.” [1]
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    “You float my ark.”
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    “Is this seat saved? Because I am.” [2]
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    “I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.”
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    “For you I would slay two Goliaths.”
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    “If we were around with Noah, then we would be a pair!”
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    “Baby, you’re just like water…except Jesus turned you into fine .” [3]
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    “You must be a Bible verse because I can’t stop memorizing you.”
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    “I’m no Joseph—perhaps you can help me interpret the dreams I’ve been having about you?”
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    “Are you related to Abraham’s nephew? Because I like you a Lot .” [4]
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    “You make me feel like Samson with his hair cut off: weak at the knees.” [5]
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    “Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.”
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    “I just want you to know, I’m praying for you…. No, I’m praying for you.” [6]
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    “Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.”
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    “Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.”
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    “The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed…and here you are.”
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    “You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.”
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    “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
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    “Are you an angel? Because I’m allergic to feathers.”
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    “Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?”
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    “We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.”
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    “I didn’t know angels flew this low.” [7]
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    “Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.”
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    “So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!” [8]
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    “The Word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… so how about dinner?”
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    “Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing!”
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    “I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by 'greet one another with a holy kiss?'”
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    "It's obvious you sprouted from the good kind of soil." [9]
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    “Hey girl, the Bible said to think about what is pure and lovely…so I have been thinking about you all day.”
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    “I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you tonight.”
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    “Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.”
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    “God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?"
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    “Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.”
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    “Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.” [10]
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    “Is your daddy a Pastor? ‘Cause that body is preaching to the choir.”
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    “I can’t wait to see your body of Christ. When are you gonna ask me to church?”
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    “I just don’t feel called to celibacy.”
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    “Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?”
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    "Can we change the spelling of 'courtship' to put 'U' and 'I' together?"
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      1. ↑ https://www.startmarriageright.com/2013/02/top-ten-pickup-lines-for-christian-singles/
      2. ↑ https://www.armenianpastor.com/blog/2016/10/14/ten-christian-pick-up-lines-that-will-make-you-an-atheist
      3. ↑ https://www.armenianpastor.com/blog/2016/10/14/ten-christian-pick-up-lines-that-will-make-you-an-atheist
      4. ↑ https://www.armenianpastor.com/blog/2016/10/14/ten-christian-pick-up-lines-that-will-make-you-an-atheist
      5. ↑ https://www.geeksundergrace.com/christian-living/15-cheesy-christian-pick-ups/
      6. ↑ https://www.armenianpastor.com/blog/2016/10/14/ten-christian-pick-up-lines-that-will-make-you-an-atheist
      7. ↑ https://www.geeksundergrace.com/christian-living/15-cheesy-christian-pick-ups/
      8. ↑ https://www.startmarriageright.com/2013/02/top-ten-pickup-lines-for-christian-singles/
      9. ↑ https://www.startmarriageright.com/2013/02/top-ten-pickup-lines-for-christian-singles/
      1. ↑ https://www.charlesspecht.com/christian-pick-up-lines/

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