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Break the ice with your Christian crush with these cheesy one-liners
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Whether you want to make a friend laugh or your goal is to pick up a cutie at your next Bible study, there are a heavenly host of clever and cheesy Bible-related one-liners you can choose from—and we’ve got them all below. Tickle someone’s God-given funny bone with these hysterical religious pick-up lines!
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Christian Pick-Up Lines
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2“You float my ark.”Advertisement
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4“I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.”
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“I’d part the Red Sea for you.”
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6“For you I would slay two Goliaths.”
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7“If we were around with Noah, then we would be a pair!”
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9“You must be a Bible verse because I can’t stop memorizing you.”
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“What’s your name and number so I can add you to my prayer list?”
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11“I’m no Joseph—perhaps you can help me interpret the dreams I’ve been having about you?”
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14“Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.”
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16“Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.”
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17“Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.”
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18“The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed…and here you are.”
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19“You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.”
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“I’ve got the gift of prophecy and I can see you in my future.”
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21“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
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22“Are you an angel? Because I’m allergic to feathers.”
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23“Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?”
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24“We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.”
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26“Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.”
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27“So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!” [8] X Research source
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28“The Word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… so how about dinner?”
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29“Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing!”
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“I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by 'greet one another with a holy kiss?'”
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32“Hey girl, the Bible said to think about what is pure and lovely…so I have been thinking about you all day.”
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33“I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you tonight.”
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34“Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.”
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“Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”
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36“God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?"
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37“Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.”
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38“Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.” [10] X Research source
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39“Is your daddy a Pastor? ‘Cause that body is preaching to the choir.”
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“If kissing you were sin, I would walk happily through hell.”
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41“I can’t wait to see your body of Christ. When are you gonna ask me to church?”
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42“I just don’t feel called to celibacy.”
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43“Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?”
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44"Can we change the spelling of 'courtship' to put 'U' and 'I' together?"
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"Is there a fever spreading in your church? Because you look hot to me."
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References
- ↑ https://www.startmarriageright.com/2013/02/top-ten-pickup-lines-for-christian-singles/
- ↑ https://www.armenianpastor.com/blog/2016/10/14/ten-christian-pick-up-lines-that-will-make-you-an-atheist
- ↑ https://www.armenianpastor.com/blog/2016/10/14/ten-christian-pick-up-lines-that-will-make-you-an-atheist
- ↑ https://www.armenianpastor.com/blog/2016/10/14/ten-christian-pick-up-lines-that-will-make-you-an-atheist
- ↑ https://www.geeksundergrace.com/christian-living/15-cheesy-christian-pick-ups/
- ↑ https://www.armenianpastor.com/blog/2016/10/14/ten-christian-pick-up-lines-that-will-make-you-an-atheist
- ↑ https://www.geeksundergrace.com/christian-living/15-cheesy-christian-pick-ups/
- ↑ https://www.startmarriageright.com/2013/02/top-ten-pickup-lines-for-christian-singles/
- ↑ https://www.startmarriageright.com/2013/02/top-ten-pickup-lines-for-christian-singles/
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