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What if they come with a better comeback and I don't have anything to think of?

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Just say they got it from google, that usually makes them back down. If not, your last option is to roll your eyes and leave.

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What is the best roast in the world that can make someone cry?

WikiBandicootDancer206

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Enny meeny minny moe, pull a book shelf onto you, if someone does that, congratulations. They made the world a better nation. Hickory dickory dock, god ran up the clock. He had to pick a baby, the skin color he choose is navy, cause you are the baby.

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What if someone calls you stupid?

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Roast them back!

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What if someone is so stupid they can't understand what you just said?

Eliana Elias (Student)

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Maybe they're too smart to understand what you just said. Think about it the other way, too. Try to string your words to make them witty, yet smooth and understandable.

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What if it hurts my feelings, but I don't want to seem soft?

Rosebud_1444

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You can respond by saying they're just reusing old roasts or got them from Google, which might make them appear unoriginal.

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What should I do if someone roasts me, but my faith encourages me to only do good things?

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In my experience as a Muslim, it's best not to respond and to distance yourself from the situation.

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What if they are physically stronger than I am?

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Since this is a mental game, focus on using your quick wit to come up with clever comebacks, preferably in a crowded area where you are safer.

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