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Shut someone down the next time they tell you to shut up with one of these clever quips
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Picture this: you’re out with friends, hanging with your crush, or maybe in the hallway at school face-to-face with someone you can’t stand. You say something, they respond “Shut up!” and everyone looks at you to see what happens next. What will your comeback be? We’ve all been there. Being told to shut up happens for all kinds of reasons, and it’s nerve-wracking to come up with a reply on the spot. We’ve put together a list of comebacks for “shut up” for every situation—whether you’re saying it to a friend, bully, sibling, or crush. Keep reading to find the perfect comeback for you!

Things You Should Know

  • Simple, snappy comebacks are great: “You first,” “Make me,” and “No” can catch people off-guard and show them they can’t push you around.
  • Funny comebacks can be great for friends, siblings, and bullies. “Are you gonna cry if I don’t?” and “What are you? 5 years old?” can disarm people quickly.
  • Comebacks like “Make me” and “Ha ha ha” can be flirty since they provoke a response.
  • Laughing or ignoring people can be great power moves, since they show that you’re not easily intimidated.
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“Make me.”

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  1. If someone is kidding around or being flirty, saying “make me” can jokingly escalate things and make them laugh. It could even lead to a witty back-and-forth, which is a great way to flirt and make friends. [1]
    • You can also use this on bullies if you think they’ll back down, but don’t do it if you’re worried they’ll act out. In those situations, try a different comeback.
    • As always, talk to a responsible adult or authority figure if someone’s behavior makes you uncomfortable.
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Laugh at them sarcastically.

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  1. For bullies, it shows you’re not intimidated. For friends, it can de-escalate things by telling them they’re not funny, without being too mean. And for crushes, it can be flirty—especially if they’re saying “shut up” to tease you. [4]
    • It’s best not to say “ha ha ha” if someone is genuinely upset with you, since it can seem dismissive. In those situations, it’s best to apologize when you get the chance.

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    Why are people so rude nowadays?
    Charlotte Kennedy
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    "Bitterness is the language of the insecure." They may be mean because there's something going on with them that you don't know about. Even if that's the case, that's no reason to be mean. In return, be nice to them. Once they see that their words or actions don't affect you, they'll hurt you less and less. Even if you don't feel like being nice, try it!
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    Tell me a sassy comeback.
    Moriah Wood
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    "I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up."
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    Give me a comeback for people to get their jaws dropped.
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    "Oh, I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public." This line delivers a strong message with a touch of sarcasm, making it memorable and impactful.
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      Being told to shut up is frustrating, but it feels great to turn it around with a snappy comeback. Let them know they can’t shut you down with a short and simple retort, like “You first,” “Make me!” or a deadpan “No.” You can also call them out on their immaturity with something like, “What are you, 5 years old?” or “Wow, you’re cranky. Looks like someone missed nap time.” If you’d rather not sink to their level, try calmly saying, “Don’t tell me to shut up,” or “That’s not an acceptable way to talk to me.” If you want to really throw them off guard, try something non-confrontational, like “I think there’s been a misunderstanding. Can we start over?”

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