The Best Messages to Send that’ll Make Him Smile

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Cute, flirty, and funny texts your boyfriend or crush will love
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So, you’re constantly thinking about this funny, cute, and super amazing guy. But how can you make him giggle the way you do at the very thought of him? With a quick text, of course! We’ve put together the best silly and flirty messages you can send your crush or boyfriend that are sure to make him laugh out loud or even blush a little. Once you hit send, he won’t be able to think about anything else.

Things You Should Know

  • Text him first to start a flirty and fun conversation—you never know where one text will lead!
  • Send him a joke or a cheesy pun to make him laugh out loud.
  • Tease him playfully so he won’t be able to get you off his mind.
  • Make him blush and chuckle all at the same time with a flirtatious one-liner—you’ll be setting up a date in no time!
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Flirty Texts to Make Him Laugh

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    I blame you for distracting me at work. Why are you always on my mind?
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    You remind me of my future boyfriend, isn’t that something?
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    I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
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    If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
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    Can I have your picture? I need to show Santa what I want this year 😉
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    You must be related to Google because you’re everything I’m searching for. [1]
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    I can’t espresso how much you mean to me. Coffee date?
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    Do you have a coach? Cause you make my heart jump 😍
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    Don’t trip today. I’d hate to see you fall for someone else.
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    Boy, you must be a gardener cause I love those two-lips.
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    It must be Fall because I’m falling for you.
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    Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you. [2]
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    You remind me of a pepper: hot and spicy 🔥
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    Was that an earthquake or was it just you rocking my world?
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    Do you watch a lot of HGTV? Because you sure know how to fix my heart.
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    You must be tired from racing through my thoughts all morning.
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    I wanted to send you something nice, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.
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    You’re body is 65% water…and I’m mighty thirsty 😏
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    Do you know how much a penguin weighs? Enough to break the ice! Hi there! 😊
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    I can’t decide what I want more: food or you.
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    If kissing is a love language, then we have much to talk about 😘
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    Is your license suspended? Because you’re driving me crazy.
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    Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
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    We should go out for coffee because I like you a latte.
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    If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
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    Do you fish? Because I’m totally hooked 🤪
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    I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?
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    I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up 🙈 [3]
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    You’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business.
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    Can I call you Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!!
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    Have you been to the doctor? It seems like you need some Vitamin Me.
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    Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection 💓
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    I’m learning about important dates in history. Want to be one?
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    Do you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen.
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    Something must be wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off of you.
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    I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
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    Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
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    Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
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    So, autocorrect saved your name as “Babe.” I swear it wasn’t me ​​🤷‍♀️
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    Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling!
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    Are you a shooting star? Because you’ve made all my dreams come true 🥰
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    Call me a thief because I want to steal your heart.
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    Alright. I texted you. What are your other 2 wishes?
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    Are you a dictionary? Cause you add meaning to my life.
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    I must be a snowflake cause I’m falling for you.
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    We’re not socks, but we’d make a great pair.
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    If I were a surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
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    My feet are cold. Must be because you knocked my socks off.
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    You must be a magician because the world disappears when I talk to you. [4]
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    It must have been tough waiting for me all these years.
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    I really want tacos…and a cute guy to eat them with 😝
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    Congrats! You just won The Best Girlfriend Ever! Your prize will arrive at 6 PM 😏
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    On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d say you’re my number 1.
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    Are you a sheep? Because your body is unbaaalievable!
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    I called 911…You’re under arrest for being too cute.
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    I doughnut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole lot.
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    Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and go, “Wow. He’s lucky.”
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    Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off tonight 😜
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    What do you call 2 birds in love? Tweet-hearts.
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    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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      References

      1. ↑ https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/love-digitally/201806/why-do-we-flirt-text
      2. ↑ https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/dating-in-the-digital-age/202108/the-best-dating-app-pick-lines-and-the-worst
      3. ↑ https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886919305963
      4. ↑ https://digitalcommons.bucknell.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=2977&context=fac_journ

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