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Often times, it's just too much to go to school. Maybe there's a test you didn't study for, maybe there's something like reading in front of the whole school and you're extremely shy, or maybe you're tired of being bullied . In any case, you may find yourself wanting to convince your parents to let you stay home from school. Faking sick can be as simple as saying you feel nauseous, or it could call for some theatrics and planning. Whatever illness you choose, the important thing is to commit to the act.
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Ask for permission . Don't assume you will always get your way. If you want to stay home from school, whatever the reason may be, ask your parents if it's okay.
- Find a time when your parents are in a good mood. If you ask them at a bad time, they may not be as open to the idea. If they are ready to leave and you're still asking to stay home, they're likely to say no.
- Be prepared for them to say no. Unless you have a good reason to stay home, your parents may not want you to skip.
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Stay calm . If your parents won't let you stay in, don't throw a fit. It won't help your case. It will only prove to them that you are not mature enough to stay home by yourself.
- If you feel yourself getting angry , take a deep breath. If you have time, you could try asking them again later in the day.
- Don't call your parents names, or be mean to them. They may have great reasons for wanting you to go to school. If you start yelling at them, you'll just get yourself in trouble.
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Offer to do some chores. Try working out a compromise with your parents. They might be a little more open to the idea of letting you stay home if you offer to clean the house. If you're able to do laundry, try offering to wash some clothes.
- If they let you stay home on the condition that you do some chores, make sure you do them. Don't give your parents any reason not to trust you. It'll be harder to work with them in the future.
- Making good on your compromise may earn you some stock with your parents. If they see that you're responsible , you might have an easier time working things out with them later on.
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Be honest . Maybe you aren't sick, but you have some other reason for not wanting to go to school. If you're being bullied, or you're uncomfortable at your school, talk to your parents.
- Your parents might make you go to school anyway, but they may be able to help you with your problem.
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Start early. If staying home from school isn't a last minute decision, start preparing for your performance. Scream a lot to make your voice raspy, or practice your fake cough .
- Make sure your parents aren't around while you practice. If they catch on, you'll be going to school.
- Most people can feel a cold coming on a day or two before it happens. If you can, mention to your parents that you think you're getting sick.
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Act out the symptoms. Sneeze and cough, but don't overdo it. Act like you're having a hard time standing up. Keep talking to your family and friends to a minimum. Don't change your mind about what part of your body hurts. If you say you have a headache, stick with it. [1] X Research source
- Try to fall asleep often, especially if you're watching TV. Sick kids tend to fall asleep easily. If you say you're sick one minute, but then get excited about your favorite show, your parents might not believe you. [2] X Research source
- Avoid complaining too much. The trick to acting sick is to not give the impression that you are acting sick. Keep the whining down, and don't make a scene.
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Pretend you are getting a fever . A common way to make it seem like you have a fever is to hold a hot water bottle to your head. [3] X Research source
- Another way is to run a thermometer under hot water to raise its temperature. This method requires a little work, as well as trusting parents. [4] X Research source
- Be careful when you fake a fever. If your temperature is too high, you may end up in the emergency room where you will soon be found out. Try to keep the fever right around 100-degrees Fahrenheit. [5] X Research source
- Don't stick the thermometer in the microwave to warm it up. This will only ruin the thermometer. [6] X Research source
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Apply some makeup if you can. This takes quite a bit of skill, but if you can pull it off using makeup will add to your performance. Lighten your skin with some foundation, and make your nose red with a little bit of lipstick. [7] X Research source
- If you don't have your own makeup to use, be careful. If you get caught using mom's makeup, you might be in more trouble than it's worth.
- When choosing a lipstick to make your nose red, don't use anything metallic or shiny. Just find a basic red lipstick. [8] X Research source
- Don't go too light when making yourself pale . Find something similar to your natural skin tone. [9] X Research source
- Try putting some of the lipstick you used to make your nose red around the corners of your eyes. Be careful not to get lipstick in your eyes, and only use enough to make it look like you've been rubbing them. [10] X Research source
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Spend a lot of time in the bathroom. When it comes to faking a stomach ache the best thing to do is go to the bathroom. You're not likely to get a lot of questions if you spend a significant amount of time in the restroom. Aside from some general questions, people probably don't want to know what you're doing.
- Don't groan or make any gross noises. Remember, keep it simple.
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Make your skin clammy. Splash cold water on your face to make your skin feel cold. Wet your hair a little, but try to avoid soaking yourself. You just want to give the impression that your skin is cold. When asked, say you feel hot. This will make your parents think you have the cold sweats.
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Pretend to be dizzy. A lot of times nausea is accompanied by a general feeling of dizziness. Don't make any sudden movements. Try to stay seated as much as possible. If you have to walk, take your time.
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Refrain from vomiting. When faking nausea, don't make yourself vomit. Say you aren't hungry and that your stomach hurts. Try to eat as little as possible, but whatever you do, do not make yourself throw up. It isn't healthy.
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Rub your head. To fake a headache, just rub your head and close your eyes a lot. Lie down on the couch or the floor and keep your hand pressed to your head.
- When your parents ask what is wrong, mention that your head hurts right behind your eyes. The better you are at describing the pain, the more likely it is they will take you seriously.
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React to bright lights. A lot of the time people with intense headaches can't stand bright lights. If someone opens a window, or you're in a room with a lot of sun, avert your eyes. Complain about the brightness.
- Don't take this step too far. Light sensitivity is common with migraines, but a general headache may not call for it. Use this tactic at your discretion.
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Be as lazy as possible. If you have a headache, the last thing you want to do is engage in any physical activity. Stay in bed. Go to sleep as early as you possibly can.
- For an added bonus, keep your room quiet. Turn your television off, and don't listen to music. Few parents will believe their children are choosing to stay in a dark room all day with no entertainment.
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QuestionHow do you quickly tell them I need to stay home before I go to school?Community AnswerStart crying. It is the only symptom they can't really check, and it will help you quickly get their attention.
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QuestionHow do you convince your parents if you are really sick, yet they want you to go anyway?Community AnswerLet them know the severity of your symptoms. Call teachers and friends and make plans to get and do your work to show you parents that you are serious about your illness and still finishing your work.
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- Be consistent in whatever you choose. If your stomach hurts, then suddenly your foot hurts, your parents might get suspicious. [11] X Research sourceThanks
- If you fake a sick for more than 1 day and you're "sick" the next day you will be taken to a doctor or given medicine. Be wary of this.Thanks
- You can bypass medicine, but if you do go to a doctor, they may force you medicine, or prescribe you a prescription that your parents may have to pay for.Thanks
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- Don’t repeat a method too many times, because your parents might figure out that you are lying. Instead, alternate different excuses. For example, if one day you don’t want to go to school, fake a cold. And then if you don’t want to go to school again, pretend you have a stomach ache.
- Sometimes it works to just be honest tell them the real reason you want to stay home. For example, if you're really stressed and you need a mental health day, some parents might sympathize and let you take a day off.
- It isn't good to act sick for more than a day because many parents take their child to the doctor after a day. You might have to take medicine and it is not good to take medicine if you aren't even sick.
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Warnings
- Faking a sickness could get you in trouble with your parents. Make sure you understand the risks before you start playing hooky.Thanks
- Don't do anything that will negatively impact your health. Don't take medicine to make yourself sick.Thanks
- Don't act so sick that you end up at the doctor's office. You may be able to fool your parents, but you probably can't fool the doctor.Thanks
- Don't take any medicine that you don't need! It's bad for your health, it's basically overdose. Say that your stomach doesn't feel good and act like you think medicine won't help.Thanks
- If you are staying home because of problems at school, seek professional help. If you are being bullied tell your parents. Skipping school will not solve your problems.Thanks
- Missing out on school constantly will cause you to get behind in class. This means that when you do go back to school, you'll be piled with work.Thanks
- When school is over, you have to keep acting sick. If you were sick all day and then you get better when your friends are free, your parents will know you were lying. [12] X Research sourceThanks
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References
- ↑ http://www.webmd.com/cold-and-flu/features/is-your-kid-sick-just-faking-it?page=2
- ↑ http://www.webmd.com/cold-and-flu/features/is-your-kid-sick-just-faking-it?page=2
- ↑ http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/15573/1/How-to-Fake-a-Fever.html
- ↑ http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/15573/1/How-to-Fake-a-Fever.html
- ↑ http://www.webmd.com/cold-and-flu/features/is-your-kid-sick-just-faking-it?page=2
- ↑ http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/15573/1/How-to-Fake-a-Fever.html
- ↑ http://www.xovain.com/makeup/how-to-look-sick-with-makeup
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You can convince your parents to let you stay home from school by faking a cold. To do this, start fake coughing as early as you can, like the day before, to make it believable. Besides coughing, you should sneeze occasionally and go to bed early to make your cold even more convincing. Just make sure you don’t complain too much or make a scene, as this will tip your parents off that you’re faking it. If you want to fake a stomach ache instead, spend a lot of time in the bathroom so your parents will think you’re sick. During dinner the night before, make sure to eat very little so your stomach ache is convincing. To learn how to be honest with your parents about staying home from school, read on.
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- "Crying tip helped, even though they were real tears. It would be a lie to fake a sickness, and I also had really good reasons to stay home. We had a chat, I told them what was bugging me and they told what I should do, but I eventually got my way! Thanks!" ..." more
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"Crying tip helped, even though they were real tears. It would be a lie to fake a sickness, and I also had really good reasons to stay home. We had a chat, I told them what was bugging me and they told what I should do, but I eventually got my way! Thanks!"
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"You can always come to your parents crying that you threw up. If they are the kind of people that would go up and check, make some believable fake throw up. Make retching noises from your bathroom. Have a glass of water so you can sip it and "throw up"."
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"This method worked great! I also have another tip, if you can't find a cup of water or a hot water bottle, just recently got out of bed or are still in bed, press your face to the warm pillow for a few minutes! Works every time!"
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"Faking a headache really worked well, the light sensitivity was the one that got my mom! I already had a cold to begin with and I'd had for a few days already, so that helped my case!"
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"I'd stay in the bathroom for hours at a time, and my mother never asked what for. I just told her I had a terrible tummy ache, and she advised I stay home for the rest of the week!"
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