The Best Dating Jokes: Puns, Knock Knock Jokes, and More

Co-authored by Krysten Jackson Reviewed by John Keegan

Last Updated: May 21, 2024 Fact Checked

The dating process can be ridiculous, even hilarious. So, why not have a laugh? Knowing how to tell a good joke , no matter how cheesy, can put a smile on almost anyone’s face. From corny pick up lines to punny knock knock jokes, keep reading to learn the funniest dating jokes sure to get a laugh (or at least a cheeky grin)!

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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe. ^{[1]

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We may not be socks, but I know we’d make a great pair.
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to kiss me?
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Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
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How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? It gave her a ring.
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What does a ghost call their partner? A ghoul friend.
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Not to brag, but I have a date for Valentine’s Day. February 14th.
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ax. Ax who? May I ax you on a date? ^{[2]

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Have you been to the doctor lately? I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
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What did one watermelon say to the other? You’re one in a mel-e-on.
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Did you hear about the notebook who married the pencil? She finally found Mr. Write.
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Aheard. Aheard who? Aheard you love a good knock-knock joke.
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I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna go on one?
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I was told never to date a tennis player. Because love means nothing to them.
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Reindeer. Reindeer who? I’ll kiss you in the rein, deer.
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If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
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Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
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Where did the cows go on a date? To the moooovies.
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline, who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
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Do you have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
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I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because I have some cheesy jokes.
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Never date an apostrophe. They can be possessive.
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Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals. ^{[3]

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m bad at poems. Dinner for two?
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Muffin. Muffin who? Muffin in this world is sweeter than you.
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Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
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My girlfriend dated a clown right before she met me. I’ve got some big shoes to fill.
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Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you. ^{[4]

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