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  • Question
    Can you throw toilet paper in the woods?
    Hannah Young
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    Hannah Young is an Outdoor Education Expert with more than three years of experience. She specializes in educating others on backpacking and hiking, land ethics and best practices, and wilderness Restoration. Hannah earned a BS in Earth Systems from Stanford University.
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    That's not really a good idea, no. You should bring some odor-proof bags to pack up your toilet paper and take it back with you. I recommend using those little bags that are generally available at trailheads or dog parks.
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    What if I can't find a rock, log, or shrub?
    DarknessOfAzure
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    When you have to go you have to go, so ask everyone else to look away and try to cover yourself with a sheet. If you cannot do this, just go where no one would be, and no one could see.
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    So what if I need to poop and pee at the same time? How do I do that outside?
    Community Answer
    Dig a hole at least 5 inches deep. Pee outside of the hole. Poop into the hole. Then put dirt on top.
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    What if I'm a boy?
    Community Answer
    It's a generally acknowledged truth among women that the best thing about having a penis is the ability to pee easily in the woods. Get yourself a little privacy, unzip, and pee. Easy.
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    Can I pee standing up in the woods?
    Community Answer
    Of course!
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    What if my friend won't pee in the woods, but she really cannot hold it anymore? She has already wet her pants three times today.
    Community Answer
    Try to give her privacy and a cup, bottle or bucket.
  • Question
    How do I urinate above the tree-line?
    Community Answer
    Go right ahead and do it!
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    When pooping, would it be safe to perch on a downed log? How about going near camp so that I don't get lost?
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    It's a great idea to sit! If you can't sit to poop, you could also lean on a tree with no poison oak/ivy. If you needed to go near camp, have a trusted friend come with you. He/she needs to be able to hold up a towel and or blanket to ensure you don't flash them/anybody else.
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    Should I not wipe my butt with leaves?
    Community Answer
    Leaves are just fine. Just make sure it's not something that could cause irritation, such as poison ivy, in a very sensitive place.
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    How do I wipe using snow?
    Community Answer
    That is not possible, I'm not sure why it's suggested. You have to wipe using a tissue, toilet paper or baby wipes (or leaves if you're stuck).
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    What if I'm on my period and I don't have any pads or tampons?
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    You can still use leaves as toilet paper, but if you have any paper towels or toilet paper, that would be better. For long-term protection, you can place some paper towels or toilet paper (or, as an absolute last resort, leaves) in your underwear to serve as a makeshift pad.
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    Can I sit down and cross my legs to pee?
    Community Answer
    Yes, that's fine! Whichever way is most comfortable for you is what you should do.
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    I go for 1-3 hour hikes and don't really need any supplies because the trails are right next to my house. How can I carry toilet paper or baby wipes without taking a bag?
    Community Answer
    If you have a pocket, put them in there. Fanny packs are also good for this purpose.
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    Can I strip my clothes off to pee?
    Community Answer
    If you're in a private location where nobody will see you and it makes you more comfortable, then sure; however, you're exposing more of your body to biting insects and plants that could cause skin irritation.
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    What's the best way to reassure someone who needs to urinate but doesn't want to do so?
    Community Answer
    Make sure they have plenty of privacy, but tell them you'll stand nearby so they can call to you if they're scared.
  • Question
    How do I pee outside if I am a girl?
    Community Answer
    Pull your pants down, squat, and go. It's that simple!
  • Question
    What should I do if I have ongoing issues with urinating on myself?
    Community Answer
    If you are unable to control your urination you may have urinary incontinence. This can be caused by several underlying conditions and should be brought up with a physician.
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    Is there a good way of muffling the sound when I go to the bathroom in the woods?
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    Yes, try talking very loud or call out weird sounds. You can also just go if no one is around.
  • Question
    Should I pee on a tree or on flat ground? Should I spread it out? Also, how do I avoid puddles and splash backs?
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    Pee on flat ground as far away from yourself as you can to avoid backsplash. To avoid puddles move your aim in different areas so as to not have accumulation in one certain spot.
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    Can I pee in a river or lake?
    Community Answer
    Yes, if you must.
  • Question
    What should I do if i have bad diarrhea?
    Community Answer
    Go behind a rock, log, or shrub, dig a hole, pull down your pants and underwear, and then do your business. When you are done, wipe, pull up your pants and underwear and cover your business up with dirt.
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    How do I go to the bathroom in the woods if I have diarrhea?
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    Just dig a hole, and go. Try to avoid the mess, but if there is one, do whatever you can to stay clean. You should always “pack out” toilet paper. Cut the trip short to get to a shower and clean up.
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    How do I get my little sibling to go to the bathroom in the woods if they're hard to work with?
    Community Answer
    Offer them a reward, or tell them you're going to go to the bathroom in the woods, and that if they want to be a "big girl/boy," they should do it too.
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    What if I forgot to bring toilet paper?
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    If you forgot to bring toilet paper, you can try alternatives such as newspaper, tissue paper, paper towels, and paper.
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    What if I have to poop but can't dig a hole (don't have a spade)?
    Community Answer
    Dig with a stick or a rock, or cover it with dirt or leaves.
  • Question
    Can you wipe with water?
    Community Answer
    Of course. It is actually much more sanitary to wash your bum than wipe it.
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    If my ass gets very dirty what should I do?
    Community Answer
    Wash said dirty ass with water. It may be uncomfortable washing with cold water but it is actually the best option. If you didn't bring water with you, use toilet paper or leaves. Clean up as well as you can and wash yourself at home or back at camp. Don't wipe your bum with poisoned ivy.
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    Can I wipe it with water?
    PuppyDog123ABC
    Community Answer
    Yes, but make sure to scoop a big bowl of it and do it somewhere far from water sources, to not pollute the water.
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    What if I forget to bring a tool to dig the hole?
    Community Answer
    Hands are always an option. After your done wash your hands. If you cannot dig a hole, then simply cover the poop with dirt before you leave.
  • Question
    How to poop and pee at the same time outside?
    Community Answer
    Dig a hole. Poo in there (You will automatically pee when you poo). Sanitize.
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