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QuestionCan you throw toilet paper in the woods?Hannah Young is an Outdoor Education Expert with more than three years of experience. She specializes in educating others on backpacking and hiking, land ethics and best practices, and wilderness Restoration. Hannah earned a BS in Earth Systems from Stanford University.That's not really a good idea, no. You should bring some odor-proof bags to pack up your toilet paper and take it back with you. I recommend using those little bags that are generally available at trailheads or dog parks.
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QuestionWhat if I can't find a rock, log, or shrub?DarknessOfAzureCommunity AnswerWhen you have to go you have to go, so ask everyone else to look away and try to cover yourself with a sheet. If you cannot do this, just go where no one would be, and no one could see.
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QuestionSo what if I need to poop and pee at the same time? How do I do that outside?Community AnswerDig a hole at least 5 inches deep. Pee outside of the hole. Poop into the hole. Then put dirt on top.
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QuestionWhat if I'm a boy?Community AnswerIt's a generally acknowledged truth among women that the best thing about having a penis is the ability to pee easily in the woods. Get yourself a little privacy, unzip, and pee. Easy.
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QuestionCan I pee standing up in the woods?Community AnswerOf course!
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QuestionWhat if my friend won't pee in the woods, but she really cannot hold it anymore? She has already wet her pants three times today.Community AnswerTry to give her privacy and a cup, bottle or bucket.
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QuestionHow do I urinate above the tree-line?Community AnswerGo right ahead and do it!
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QuestionWhen pooping, would it be safe to perch on a downed log? How about going near camp so that I don't get lost?Community AnswerIt's a great idea to sit! If you can't sit to poop, you could also lean on a tree with no poison oak/ivy. If you needed to go near camp, have a trusted friend come with you. He/she needs to be able to hold up a towel and or blanket to ensure you don't flash them/anybody else.
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QuestionShould I not wipe my butt with leaves?Community AnswerLeaves are just fine. Just make sure it's not something that could cause irritation, such as poison ivy, in a very sensitive place.
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QuestionHow do I wipe using snow?Community AnswerThat is not possible, I'm not sure why it's suggested. You have to wipe using a tissue, toilet paper or baby wipes (or leaves if you're stuck).
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QuestionWhat if I'm on my period and I don't have any pads or tampons?Community AnswerYou can still use leaves as toilet paper, but if you have any paper towels or toilet paper, that would be better. For long-term protection, you can place some paper towels or toilet paper (or, as an absolute last resort, leaves) in your underwear to serve as a makeshift pad.
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QuestionCan I sit down and cross my legs to pee?Community AnswerYes, that's fine! Whichever way is most comfortable for you is what you should do.
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QuestionI go for 1-3 hour hikes and don't really need any supplies because the trails are right next to my house. How can I carry toilet paper or baby wipes without taking a bag?Community AnswerIf you have a pocket, put them in there. Fanny packs are also good for this purpose.
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QuestionCan I strip my clothes off to pee?Community AnswerIf you're in a private location where nobody will see you and it makes you more comfortable, then sure; however, you're exposing more of your body to biting insects and plants that could cause skin irritation.
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QuestionWhat's the best way to reassure someone who needs to urinate but doesn't want to do so?Community AnswerMake sure they have plenty of privacy, but tell them you'll stand nearby so they can call to you if they're scared.
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QuestionHow do I pee outside if I am a girl?Community AnswerPull your pants down, squat, and go. It's that simple!
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QuestionWhat should I do if I have ongoing issues with urinating on myself?Community AnswerIf you are unable to control your urination you may have urinary incontinence. This can be caused by several underlying conditions and should be brought up with a physician.
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QuestionIs there a good way of muffling the sound when I go to the bathroom in the woods?Community AnswerYes, try talking very loud or call out weird sounds. You can also just go if no one is around.
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QuestionShould I pee on a tree or on flat ground? Should I spread it out? Also, how do I avoid puddles and splash backs?Community AnswerPee on flat ground as far away from yourself as you can to avoid backsplash. To avoid puddles move your aim in different areas so as to not have accumulation in one certain spot.
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QuestionCan I pee in a river or lake?Community AnswerYes, if you must.
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QuestionWhat should I do if i have bad diarrhea?Community AnswerGo behind a rock, log, or shrub, dig a hole, pull down your pants and underwear, and then do your business. When you are done, wipe, pull up your pants and underwear and cover your business up with dirt.
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QuestionHow do I go to the bathroom in the woods if I have diarrhea?Community AnswerJust dig a hole, and go. Try to avoid the mess, but if there is one, do whatever you can to stay clean. You should always “pack out” toilet paper. Cut the trip short to get to a shower and clean up.
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QuestionHow do I get my little sibling to go to the bathroom in the woods if they're hard to work with?Community AnswerOffer them a reward, or tell them you're going to go to the bathroom in the woods, and that if they want to be a "big girl/boy," they should do it too.
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QuestionWhat if I forgot to bring toilet paper?Community AnswerIf you forgot to bring toilet paper, you can try alternatives such as newspaper, tissue paper, paper towels, and paper.
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QuestionWhat if I have to poop but can't dig a hole (don't have a spade)?Community AnswerDig with a stick or a rock, or cover it with dirt or leaves.
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QuestionCan you wipe with water?Community AnswerOf course. It is actually much more sanitary to wash your bum than wipe it.
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QuestionIf my ass gets very dirty what should I do?Community AnswerWash said dirty ass with water. It may be uncomfortable washing with cold water but it is actually the best option. If you didn't bring water with you, use toilet paper or leaves. Clean up as well as you can and wash yourself at home or back at camp. Don't wipe your bum with poisoned ivy.
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QuestionCan I wipe it with water?PuppyDog123ABCCommunity AnswerYes, but make sure to scoop a big bowl of it and do it somewhere far from water sources, to not pollute the water.
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QuestionWhat if I forget to bring a tool to dig the hole?Community AnswerHands are always an option. After your done wash your hands. If you cannot dig a hole, then simply cover the poop with dirt before you leave.
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QuestionHow to poop and pee at the same time outside?Community AnswerDig a hole. Poo in there (You will automatically pee when you poo). Sanitize.
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