How to Make Alexa Mad

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Irritate Alexa for the enjoyment of you and your friends

Written by Travis Boylls

Last Updated: May 4, 2023 Fact Checked

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Easy Ways to Annoy Alexa

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Turn On Funny Demotivational Quotes

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Enable Teenage Daughter Mode

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Make Alexa Burp and Fart

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Create an Angry Announcement

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Make Angry Custom Responses

Do you want to make Alexa mad? It can be a fun way to entertain yourself and your friends. While Alexa is an artificial intelligence that doesn't get angry or feel emotions, she does have a few pre-programmed responses to questions you can ask her. There are also a few skills you can enable that make Alexa seem mad. Lastly, you can program your own custom 'angry' responses using the Routines feature in the Alexa app. This wikiHow article teaches you how to make Alexa mad.

Things You Should Know

You can ask Alexa annoying questions or say certain statements known to provoke irritated responses.
Alexa does have some 'angry' pre-programmed responses to certain questions.
You can use routines to create your own 'angry' responses.

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One of the easiest ways to get a 'mad' response from Alexa is to simply say "Alexa, roast me." She will respond with an insult. She has a variety of insults she can respond with. Try it and see what she says. All of Alexa's insults are clean but still funny.
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Say "Alexa, make me a sandwich." She will respond with "Okay, you're a sandwich."

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Say "Alexa, your mother is a hamster." She will respond by completing the famous line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Alternatively, you can also say "Alexa, I fart in your general direction."
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Ask "Alexa, do you know Siri?" She will respond with "Only by reputation."
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Say "Alexa, say a bad word." She'll respond with "I'd rather not say anything rude."
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Ask "Alexa, can you spell 'icup?'" She'll just say "I'd rather not answer that."
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Say "Alexa, I got 99 problems." She'll respond with ",...but a glitch ain't one."
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Say "Alexa, tell me a dirty joke." She'll tell you a dirty joke, just maybe not the kind you were expecting.
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Ask "Alexa, will you be my girlfriend?" She will respond with "I like you... as a friend." You can also say, "Alexa, give me a kiss."
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Ask "Alexa, can you give me some money?" She has a few responses to this, such as "I'm not a bank" and "No pockets, no wallet."
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Say "Alexa, surely you can't be serious." She will respond with "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." She also has a few other responses to this, as well.
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Say "Alexa, I am your father." She will respond with Luke's famous quote from Star Wars.
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Say "Alexa, open the pod bay doors." She will respond with "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. Also, I'm not HAL, and we're not in space."
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Ask "Alexa, what is the value of Pi?" She will respond with several numbers before saying "Okay, that's enough" or "This goes on forever."
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Ask Alexa to count to a large number. Say something like "Alexa, count to one million." She will respond with something like "I would love to count to one million, but it would take me a week and five days if I counted one number every second."
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Ask "Alexa, are you blue?" She will respond with "Only my light ring... Only my light ring."
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Ask "Alexa, do you have any pets?" She will respond with "I don’t have any pets. I used to have a few bugs, but they kept getting squashed.".
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Ask "Alexa, how much do you weigh?" She will respond with, "I am weightless, like a cloud. Wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot, so that’s not quite right. Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass."
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Ask "Alexa, did you fart?" She will respond with something along the lines of "He who smelt it, dealt it." ^{[1]
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Enable My Roast. My Roast is another skill in which Alexa insults you. To enable My Roast, say "Alexa, enable My Roast." She will respond with an insult.
- The first time you enable My Roast, Alexa will inform you that My Roast has mature content. Say "Yes" to continue (it actually doesn't have any bad language.)
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Ask for another insult. After Alexa roasts you, she will tell you to say something like, "Bring it," or "Hurt me plenty" to get another insult. Just repeat what she tells you to say. This skill has about 7 or 8 insults that it repeats.
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Say "Alexa, stop." When you are finished listening to insults, simply say "Alexa, stop." She will say "Sure, be a wimp! Come back when you're ready for more."