How to Fart Quietly

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Though farting loudly may have been a big hit when you were a kid, in the adult world, farting loudly usually won't help you make any friends -- and it usually won't win you many fans. But holding in your gas can lead to health issues like bloating, indigestion, and heartburn . Farting is a natural and necessary occurrence that everyone does every day. There's no shame in having to fart, but you can minimize the sound and smell of your farts and adjust your diet and your daily habits to reduce how often you fart.

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Farting Quietly

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  1. Rather than release the fart quickly, which will likely cause a loud fart noise, take your time and release the fart slowly. Do this by squeezing your abdominal muscles and taking long inhales and exhales as you release the fart. Releasing the fart slowly should cut down on the noise it makes as it comes out of your butt. Or spread your buttcheeks as far as you can from each other to make a smooth, wavy fart that can sometimes have no scent at all.
    • Using a pillow : Hold a pillow over your lap to help muffle the sound. This will help reduce noise of your quiet fart.
    • Changing positions : You can also time your fart to be at the same time as a shift in your seat, which will help with the noise.
  2. You can distract from your fart by coughing loudly or sneezing as you fart. This can help to cover up the noise as you fart.
    • You could also make a loud noise by pretending to talk on your cell phone or turning up the music in the room before you release the gas. This could muffle the noise that inevitably comes with farting.
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  3. Another option is to fart while you are on the move so that the sound and smell do not linger in your general vicinity. Doing this will allow you to be absent when someone smells the fart or hears it and not have to assume any guilt when the smell of your fart is discovered.
    • Try to walk towards an empty room or area so that you can finish farting when no one else is around you. That way, you will not need to feel embarrassed about releasing uncomfortable gas.
  4. Before you fart, get up and try to vacate the area so you are not in a crowd or around a lot of people. That way, you can go into another room or area and fart to your heart's content.
    • Leaving the area is also a method to shift the blame for the fart to fall on someone else, in case these strategies don't work.
    • If you are on a crowded train, for example, try to get over to an empty car before you release gas. If you are in a busy office, head to an empty meeting room or common area and fart there so no one can be offended by the sound or smell.
  5. You can mask the smell of your farts by spraying air freshener in the area or by using the scent of hand cream to ward off the smell. Rub scented hand cream on your hands after you have farted so the scent overpowers any stinky smells that may be lingering in the air.
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Adjusting Your Diet to Reduce Gas

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  1. Everyone is well aware that eating beans can cause gas. You can reduce the gas-producing quality of beans by soaking dry beans before you cook them. Eating dry beans instead of canned beans can also reduce the bloating and gas associated with beans.
    • Use fresh water when you boil the dry beans, as using the soaking water may give you more gas.
  2. While fruits and vegetables are essential to maintaining a healthy diet and lifestyle, some fruits and vegetables can make you more prone to gas. You can reduce your need to fart by cutting down on certain gas-causing fruits and vegetables.
    • Eat fewer apples, peaches, bananas, pears, apricots, and raisins. You should also avoid prune juice as it can trigger your digestive tract to release gas.
    • Eat fewer artichokes, asparagus, broccoli, cabbage, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower, green peppers, onions, radishes, celery, carrots, and cucumbers.
  3. Many milk based products can cause gas and bloating. Reduce your consumption of dairy products like cheese, milk, and ice cream.
    • You should also avoid packaged foods that contain lactose, like bread, cereal, and salad dressing.
  4. Carbonated drinks contain a high amount of gas in them and this can translate to high levels of gas in your body. Have less soda, sparkling water, or carbonated fruit drinks and consume water instead so you stay hydrated.
    • You can reduce the amount of gas in carbonated drinks by leaving them out, opened, for a few hours, until the carbonation is reduced.
  5. Alcohol like beer and wine can cause bloating, indigestion, and gas. Beer in particular releases carbon dioxide as you consume it, leading to a build up of this gas and potential farting later. [1]
    • If you do enjoy drinking alcohol like beer and wine, sip it slowly and pace yourself. Taking your time when you drink can cause you to swallow less air, leading to a lower build up of gas in your body.
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Adjusting Your Daily Habits to Reduce Gas

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  1. When you eat too fast, you increase the amount of air you swallow with every bite, leading to a buildup of air in your body and the need to release that air later. Slow down and chew eat bite of food at least two to four times before you swallow it. This will help your body to properly digest your food and cut down on the buildup of gas in your body. [2]
  2. While you may reach for a stick of gum after you eat or suck on hard candy after a meal to help freshen your breath, doing this may cause you to feel gassy later. Chewing gum and sucking on candy will increase the amount of air you swallow, leading to more air in your body and the need to fart later. [3]
  3. Smoking cigarettes, cigars, and pipes can increase the amount of air you swallow and lead to a buildup of air in your body. Cut down on how many cigarettes or cigars you smoke every day to reduce your need to fart. [4]
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      • Try to divert people's attention right at that moment. Point at something away from you and say, "OMG, look at that!" and burst out laughing. Laugh loudly enough to cover up the sound of your fart.
      • If you're sitting in a soft chair, sit down deeper so there's no space between your butt and the surface of the chair. This will prevent the fart sound from reverberating loudly.
      • If you can find a way to do so discreetly, you can spread your butt cheeks apart so the sound won't reverberate. One way to do this in public is to lean back against a wall.
      • Lift a leg, force it out, clench your buttocks at the last second, and then let it out slowly, bit by bit. This usually helps me make it quieter
      • If somebody hears you, just laugh with them and joke about it. There's no sense in being embarrassed. Everybody farts, and everybody knows it!
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      3. ↑ https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/21740-bloated-stomach
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      Few things are more embarrassing than having to fart in public. Next time you feel the need to cut one at an inconvenient moment, take slow, deep breaths and tense your abs. Release the gas as slowly as possible, so it makes less noise coming out. You can also try making another noise at the same time to cover the fart. For example, cough or scoot your chair a little as you let it rip. Of course, the best option is to leave the area so you can pass your gas someplace private. But if you can’t make it out the door in time, try tooting as you walk. Your footsteps might help cover the noise, plus you’ll be gone before anyone suspects you! Read more to learn how to adjust your diet and habits to reduce flatulence.

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