A Complete Guide to Trash Talk

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Trash talking is a fun way to engage with your opponents in a competitive setting, whether you’re playing a sport or online game. It’s also a great strategy to build up team spirit and boost your confidence—as long as you keep it funny and lighthearted. In this article, we’re providing the ultimate guide on how to talk smack, including tons of examples of what to say.

Best Ways Smack Talk

Boast about your excellence to let everyone know you’re the best in the game. Highlight your skills and your opponent’s failures, and incorporate humor to distract other players. You could say, “You’re already yesterday’s news” or “Your mom called. She said you left your game at home.”

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Deciding When to Trash Talk

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  1. If you’re playing a game with a childhood friend, sibling, or anyone else you’ve known for years, tease them with a silly jab. It’s an effective way to ruffle their feathers without personally attacking them.
    • If you’re playing in a competitive event against people you don’t know, focus on serious boasts and downplay the humor. You could say, “Should I give you my autograph now or later?” [1]
  2. Whether you’re competing online or in person, “read the room” before saying anything. If the other players project respect and good sportsmanship, your trash talk may be considered rude.
    • The same rule applies in online forums—if the other participants enjoy trash talk or are already engaging in it, go ahead and join in. If the crowd is more conservative or prefers a quieter atmosphere, avoid bothering them with trash talk.
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  3. Some sports, such as boxing and wrestling, are aggressive, in-your-face competitions. These environments encourage trash talk because they increase the entertainment for spectators and allow the fighters to get under each other’s skin. [2] Other sports, like tennis or baseball, are seen as more “respectable,” so they discourage trash talk.
    • Some competitive games, like Call of Duty, are more appropriate forums for trash talk. Until you’re familiar with the gaming community, avoid saying anything rude or aggressive.
    • If you’re playing a light-hearted game with a much younger or older family member, avoid trash talk. For example, if you’re playing Wii Sports with your nephew or grandmother, encourage them or cheer them on.
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Getting Inside Your Opponent’s Head

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  1. No matter what type of competition you’re in, most trash talk involves boasting about your excellence. Have fun coming up with a line that’s clever and creative, and let your opponent know that you’re the best in the game.
    • You might say something like, “I’m the ninth wonder of the world” or “I’m the reason why people came to watch the game.”
    • Be prepared to back up your words with actions. If you’re playing basketball and say you’re able to make a shot from half court, you’ll need to prove that you can make the shot. [3]
    • Don’t be immature or boast about skills you don’t have. For example, young teens are notorious for filling online gaming forums with juvenile humor and over-the-top boasts.
  2. Use intimidation to make your opponent doubt their own skill at a game, or distract them with trash talk so they can no longer focus on the competition. Messing with your opponent’s mind is one of the best ways to catch them off guard, as long as you do it in a light-hearted or clever manner. [4] You might say:
    • “You’re already yesterday’s news.” [5]
    • “You’re like school on Sunday—no class.”
    • “Want me to hold your shoes and socks?”
    • “Your mom called. She said you left your game at home.”
  3. Successful trash talk is usually witty or random. Since no one plays well when they’re laughing, humor is a great strategy to distract your opponents or build up camaraderie within your own team. You could say something like:
    • “That’s a clown haircut.”
    • “You fight like a dairy farmer.”
    • “If you ever dream of beating me, you’d better wake up and apologize.” [6]
    • “Did you hear a bell ring? Because someone is about to get served.”
  4. If you feel that your trash talking is ineffective, it’s probably a good idea to stop. If you continue trash talking, you may start to look desperate or give the impression that you’re more skilled at running your mouth than at winning competitions.
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Building Up Your Own Self-Confidence

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  1. Successful trash talk can make you feel more aggressive, which often translates into better playing. If you’re competing on a team, it can also motivate your teammates to join in and step up their game. A great strategy to boost your confidence is to tell your opponent what you’re going to do before doing it. For example, you could say:
    • “I’m about to send your character to the grave. RIP.”
    • “This next move is why they call me the greatest of all time.”
    • “My shots are as accurate as sniper fire. Watch and learn, little boy.”
    • “I’m going to dribble twice, then make a three-pointer over your head.”
  2. If you can taunt your opponent during the game, it may help you feel less pressured and self-conscious about your performance. Draw attention to your success and your opponent’s failure to make them think they don’t have a chance of winning against you. [7] You could say something like:
    • “Which one of my hands do you want to lose to?” [8]
    • “Awww. Look who’s trying to defend. That’s so cute.”
    • “I haven’t seen a shot that out of range since elementary school.”
    • “Is that the best you got? I’ve seen better swings at my kid’s school.”
  3. Although losing a competitive event is never fun, you should still show dignity and sportsmanship. Avoid complaining or criticizing your opponent to be respectful , and always shake their hand at the end of the game.
    • There’s a difference between trash talking and poor sportsmanship—a good trash-talker can still admit when an opponent out-performed them.
    • If you want to show that you’re a good sport, lightly mock yourself if you’re not playing well. A little self-directed trash talk will make everyone laugh and show them you’re not taking the game too seriously.
  4. Once you’ve made it clear that you’re cool with trash talk, expect your opponents to throw out some insults. Try not to let them get into your head, and stay focused on the game or event. [9]
    • If an opponent trash talks you, a sarcastic reply can give you the advantage. For example, if an opponent is boasting, reply with: “Don’t be humble. You’re not that good.” [10]
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      • If you’ve scored a point or won the game, feel free to gloat and celebrate! Come up with a cheeky victory dance or handshake with your team to rub the win in your opponent’s face.
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      • Throw in some hand gestures to take your trash talk to the next level. Forming an “L” on your forehead or pretending like you’re slicing your opponent’s neck is an easy way to rub your words in.
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      • Insult your opponent's mom to really rile them up. You could say, "Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the cameras" or "Yo momma's so old, when she walked into an antique store, they wouldn't let her leave."
      • If you opponent says you're ugly, fire back with "Oh, I didn't know I was a mirror" or "It could be worse...I could look like you."
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      • If you trash-talk excessively, people may get tired of playing with you. Balance your trash talk with playful jokes so both you and your opponents still enjoy competing against each other.
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      • Although trash talk is meant to rattle your opponent, it’s never okay to say things that are racist, homophobic, or sexist. If you catch another player making these kinds of comments, ask them to stop and let them know that type of trash talk isn’t appreciated.
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      When done properly, trash talking can be a fun way to engage your opponents in competition and raise the stakes. The key to trash talking is boasting about your own skills while putting down your opponent’s talents. For example, say something like, “I’ll eat you for dinner,” or “I don’t normally play with amateurs, but I’ll go easy on you this time.” If you're playing baseball, say something like, "I’ve seen better swings at my kid’s school playground." You can also say, "I hope you've got an ambulance waiting, 'cause you'll need it after this game." Don’t take it personally when they trash talk you back, since you’re basically inviting them to. If your opponent gets too upset or angry, back down and just enjoy the game. For more tips, including how to be original with your trash talk, read on!

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