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Want to make your girlfriend laugh? Whether you’re chatting in person or via text, jokes are a great way to make her smile , impress her , and get her in the mood . From classic dad jokes to flirtatious puns and dirty innuendos, there’s a joke out there for everyone. If you’re not sure where to start, no worries! We’ve put together a list of funny , charming jokes you can text or tell your girlfriend that are sure to make her laugh.
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Funny Jokes to Tell Your Girlfriend
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“What did the magnet say to the fridge? You’re attractive.”Advertisement
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“What did the barista say to their crush? I like you a latte.”
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“What flower is the best at kissing? Tulips.”
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“Never date an apostrophe. They’re possessive.”
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“Is your name WiFi? Because I feel a connection.”
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“How did the telephone ask its girlfriend out? It gave her a ring.”
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“What’s the most romantic ship? Courtship.”
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“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
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“Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you stunning!”
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“What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on!”
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“What did the calculator say to the pen? You can always count on me!”
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“What did the squirrel say to its lover? I’m nuts for you!”
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“Why did the melons get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe.”
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“Where do hotdogs go on a date? The meatball.”
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“Why are forks disappointed on Valentine’s Day? They just wanted to spoon.”
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“What did the two prunes call their dinner plans? A date.”
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“They say kissing is a love language. Do you want to start a conversation?”
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“You must be a banana because you’re very a-peeling.”
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“Ouch! I must have scraped my knee falling for you.”
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“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
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“I’m going to arrest you for robbery because you’ve stolen my heart.”
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